THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT TRUE WELCOME BACK TO MY SERIES ABOUT MILFS...THIS IS A TALE OF LUST AND DEBAUCHERY IN SUBURBIA...AND OF COURSE HOT MILFS...I NARRATE THE STORY...ENJOY *** Our milf goddess for today, Jessica Simpson, is starting her bright, sunny day in her usual way. She's on her knees, titty fucking the local 18 year old paperboy Howard. She...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...
Freak Fucking Sex Parody My girlfriend, Chef Anne Burrell of Food Network and I were flying from Chicago back to NYC. I was horny... as usual... so I started feeling her up, while she read a book. Anne winked at me. We kissed and I rubbed her landing strip topped, juicy cunt, through her skin tight jeans. I was in the window seat and she was on my left. I r...
My girl Max (Kat Dennings) has been looking around for a new place for us and her best friend Caroline for a month now. She and I and Caroline have been living together for about two years. Max and Caroline are waitresses at a diner here in Brooklyn. I'm currently locked up in Rikers Island for some alleged illegal activities. The court says drugs. I say th...
This is a sleazy freaky fucktacular sex parody... It ain't real. I was standing on an elevator with my girl, Kathie Lee Gifford... and Gretchen Carlson. The former Miss America, turned news chick, turned female justice warrior, was standing in front of us. She was wearing a green turtleneck blouse and tight black mini skirt and black heels. She was wearing...
Jackie Christie (Basketball Wives LA) and I have been married about seven years. We have a real chill relationship. She's my manager too. I'm a male model. I travel a lot, so I meet a lot of people. A lot of beautiful people. Aka a lot of beautiful women. Yeah... I fool around. I don't let Jackie in on that though. She thinks I'm faithful. It's not that I do...
This is a parody... It is not real It was a bright sunny day in The Hamptons. Rachael Ray was having a pool party, for some famous and not famous, friends, at her new beach house, she and husband John had recently bought. Everyone was in swimsuits, drinking, eating and having a great time. Just another normal party amongst friends, right? Not quite. It was...
This is a parody... It is not real. *** My name is Dick. I took over, as the new President of ESPN, recently. I wanted to make BIG changes and I certainly did. We all know sex sells and I wanted to take that to the extreme here at ESPN. I instituted some very controversial, yet very effective, programming changes and rules here at the Worldwide Leader In S...
This is a parody... It ain't real. Queens, New York 2000 Hey there, my name is James. I just moved into my new house in Queens. I'm originally from Manhattan, but I moved out east for business reasons. I started making porn movies and the taxes and other business expenses is way cheaper here. It's a quiet neighborhood and I noticed my next door neighbor, C...
This is a parody. I was kicked back, after an all morning fuck fest with my girl, Kim Kardashian. My cock was pleasantly sore and well pleased. My phone rang. It was an old friend of mine, Shannon Tweed Simmons. We used to fool around, back in the day, but I haven't seen her in a couple of years. She asked me to come over. I told her I was tired, but she in...