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Silkeon Travels

by OneSilky on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

I am a silkeon, a red furred and green eyed warrior, small but fierce. While I have had many adventures hunting for poon-tang and Egroegs, few have been stranger than the time I traveled to a distant part of our world and found a GayEgroeg. In the usual flow of life, I scour the jungle looking for the smelly poon tangi, especially the silver haired kind, s...

Deus Sex Magnumcock Pt. 03

by tedsitt on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire

The story so far: Jim, ugly creep who is constantly rejected by women, is on holiday and gets facelift by strange doctor. Wakes up to find in addition to new face, every woman wants to fuck him. Instead of using power to fuck lots of women, he gets into long-term relationship with hotel receptionist resembling Cameron Diaz (or potentially Gwyneth Paltrow),...

Un posto perfetto

by hal19696 on Apr 22, 2025

Erano rimaste poche cose dopo la Caduta, quando il vecchio mondo è andato perduto insieme alla sua tecnica e alla pace. Dopo la Caduta, erano sorte tribù dominate dagli uomini più forti che si facevano la guerra tra loro per espandersi. Combattendo, distruggevano e depredavano quello che trovavano e massacravano tutti quelli che trovavano al proprio passaggi...

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Fetch the Cane

by LaurelAspen on Jun 26, 2018
BDSM

"Fetch the cane." Despite the warm summer weather Ruth shivers at his instruction, her apprehension based on rueful experience. Her husband's tone of voice implies an expectation of unquestioning and immediate obedience. Unsuccessfully attempting to quell a sudden flash of arousal she clenches her thighs. Heart racing Ruth forces herself to calm down; walk s...

Living with Uncertainty

by synthese on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I am trying to figure out the reason why her telling me that she was pregnant came as a surprise. Not an overwhelming or incapacitating one; but, certainly, unexpected news. News that was anomalous against the moire pattern of the day, the matrix of inter-connections and associations that makes up one's conscious world. There can be no question but that it h...

Nicki Minaj's first glory hole

by Crow10 on Apr 22, 2025

Nicki Minaj si ritrova a intervistare in un posto, principalmente in una stanza che non aveva mai visto prima, una stanza che ha piccoli buchi ai lati, e chiunque l'abbia intervistata non era in vista. inizia l'intervista con domande sulla sua carriera di cantante e cose del genere poi durante l'intervista esce da questi buchi nei muri, un cazzo piccolo ma c...

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Halloween, Aka: Tour De Force

by thechangedone on Sep 14, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

My name is Paul Nether. I am a 25-year-old Caucasian man. I am currently employed as an English language teacher. Not my dream job by any means, but it will have to do. I wish I could just open a portal to a better world, but this is not going to happen anytime soon. Also, forgive me for not adhering to the, "show, don't tell" rule. I hope you can understa...

Quarter Ton

by JimBob44 on Jul 4, 2018
Group Sex

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaged in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. *Disclaimers: This story has been edited by myself, using Microsoft Spell-check. You have been forewarned. *.*.* Benito's Italian Dining had a head chef that truly knew the dishes, knew the secrets to making the perfect sauce, the marriage of olive oil a...

Mrs. Hart's Ache Ch. 06

by orencool on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is the fifteenth installment of Mrs. Hart's Ache Chapter VI "…What's the Plan Stan?…" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author's note: see the Index of Terms for the definition of any word with which you are not familiar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a simple tale of retribution, wherein the young hero teaches the mother of his newest g...

Hot Tempered Broad In This Manse World

by ts735b on Aug 18, 2017
First Time

Any resemblance between these characters and living persons purely coincidental, yet some basis on fax usurped from this chap to spin out this discordant vignette! Prior to shifting gears to second (among the gritty streets of this urban area known as the city of angels), an automatic reflex found me to rev the engine full throttle in reverse (nearly jam...