la la la"I can only give you everything I have" la la la "I know there's angels by your side. If I could be the perfect man in your eyes, I would give (anything?) to be a part of your life." la la wow hey Clay Aiken, thanks for the..umm, song in the background while I write! very inspirational! clap clap clap A trip to Hawaii? I LIVE in Hawaii! But I am a...
We have had the conflict. Now it's time for the denouement. Our protagonist needs a handy god-from-the-machine to sort out his irreconcilable situation (to continue our pretentious classical allusions). Fortunately he just happens to have one in his pocket, which is one of the wonders of the internet age. Plenty of monkey sex in this one for those who think...
Darkness enveloped me, enshrouding me like a thick veil both physically and mentally. It was a universe devoid of stars, light and sound. Am I dead? Is this what the afterlife feels like, floating around in a sea of nonexistence? Isn't there supposed to be some kind of movie of your life passing in front of your eyes? Do I even have eyes? "Is that what you...
This guide contains all of the information that you will need to survive a zombie apocalypse. We all know it's not a matter of if zombies take over the earth, it's a matter of when and if you are going to be one of the survivors. If you don't want to be one of the survivors then you can stop reading right now. This is for the people who are going to stand up...
Tom Smith waved goodbye to the receptionist as he walked out of the office. He couldn't believe what he was doing. He was actually leaving his office at 5 p.m. The last time he had left his office before 7 p.m. was when he'd had another moment of temporary insanity and left early to go see a movie. When he announced his departure, Sara looked at him like h...
The text Darren sent her said jeans, white shirt, braided hair, and come to my office first thing for an inspection. It was Sunday afternoon and Shawna had not seen Darren since he dropped her off at her car the day before. He had opened her car door for her, kissed her passionately and told her that was the best first date he'd ever had. She hadn't stop...
The Players Introduced The house, such as it remains, is now quite far from the reach of any but the most determined. Those who made it their home are now dispersed throughout the world. Should you meet them, in bars or restaurants, or even walking down the streets of their new suburban climes, they will invariably deny the events I am about to relate. You m...
John Roxton was a man of many passions. He was the greatest Hunter in the world. He was also a member of the House of Lords. He was the son of Lord Alfred Roxton of Landsbury. One of the most powerful men in England. Not long ago, John Roxton decided to accompany legendary scientist George Challenger on a scientific expedition. There were others with them. M...
What the fuck am I? That's been the question on my mind for quite some time now. The name is Clarence Wendell, and I'm a young man of African-American and Puerto Rican descent living in the City of Toronto, province of Ontario. My parents, James Wendell and Anna Maria Suarez met while attending university in Boston, where they got married and had me. Dad has...
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