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Dirty Old Man

by fun_tracy on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love

I still live at home with my parents, I'm only 18 and there's no way I'm going to be able to afford my own place yet, plus I quite like where I'm living. It's a small village in the Devonshire countryside, only a 10 minute walk to the coast, very idyllic. The village doesn't consist of much, there's a crossroads where the local pub is and the village shop....

Dirty Old Man

by Candice833 on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Carry finished drying off after her shower, wrapped the towel around her, and went into Lacy's room. Kicking the door shut behind her, she tossed the towel onto a chair and picked up a sheer pale blue thong off the bed. As she stepped into it the door opened. "I'll be ready in about 10 minutes Lacy," she said. As she straightened up and pulled the thong ov...

Two Bags for the Bride

by Dirty Old Man on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

I hate my fiancée's clocks. I can appreciate her sense of humor, but it's just so damned hard to figure out what time it is in her house. You see, all of her clocks run backwards. She's got three stooges clocks, Bill Clinton clocks, Goofy Clocks, and every other kind of gag clock that runs backwards. I'm not real fond of her mirrors either. The closest thi...

Joe's Recovery

by dirty-old-man on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

6'4" Joe, met Kate in the real-estate office when buying his home several years ago. She and her husband became close friends over time. He and Robert had gone hunting and fishing together and in some of the harder times, helped each other out. Just like now, as Joe was recovering from a serious virus, which had put him in the hospital for five days, Vicky,...

Joe's Recovery: The Party

by dirty-old-man on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"I've got to make my last run to the sore Joe," shouted Vicky, "do you need anything?" "Just a bottle of those blue pills," laughed Joe, "and a big bottle of vitamins." "Yeah, like you need some help," giggled Vicky as she closed the door. It took about 45 minutes for Vicky to make the trip, and then she came bounding through the door with her arms full o...

Joe's Recovery Ch. 02

by dirty-old-man on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 2: Spiced Up It might make this story a bit more interesting if you were to read the first installment, Joe's recovery, just to get an easy feel for the story. This writer would appreciate any and all constructive comments on his work. Thank you and enjoy. It has been three weeks since Vicky began to learn how to make love instead of just having...

Dirty Old Man

by Dhc000333 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Today I turned 50. I am officially half a century old, I've been a widow for nearly twenty years widow, owner of the largest product custom making corporation in the United States as a high ranking competitor in the world, a father of twin boys, grandfather to a set of triplets and another set of twins. Me being a widow is the only downer I suppose. Sorry,...

Jim's Fishing Trip

by dirty-old-man on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Big Jim lived in the mountains of western Washington, where the rocky peaks were snow covered in the winter, with a lush evergreen forest covering their bases. In the summer he would throw his sleeping bag, cooler full of food, and fishing tackle, into his Bronco and explore the back country near his home. He did this alone, because he had never met a lady t...

How I Met My Wife

by Dirty Old Man on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

The dingy little beachfront bar darkened suddenly as the light from the open door was suddenly blocked. Every eye in the place turned instinctively towards the door, then stayed in awe of the man shaped shadow filling the doorway. The newcomer stood in the door for a few moments to let his eyes adjust before tipping his head clear of the lintel to come insid...

Love Therapy

by dirty-old-man on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

I have an office in one of those high-rise buildings down town with no name on the door, just a number. All of my clients come to me on a referral basis, so I don't need to have or do any advertising. And all of my clients are females. It is my job to put them at ease and teach them how to let the wild part of themselves come out and be free. I have many rep...