Dirty Old Men Stories

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My First Cock... BBC

by peter49parker on Mar 26, 2019
First Time

Does a married, straight, heterosexual male like myself wake up one morning and suddenly decide to become a cock sucker? Of course not. Like most people I traveled a long and winding road to get where I am today. I have read a lot of explanations about why committed, heterosexual men become cock suckers, and have found that although there are some similari...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00.5: Bonus 01

by dercius on Sep 18, 2017
Humor & Satire

Forget your stretch marks, bit of tummy or slightly less perky butt or boobs. As my mum shows, whether it be with your husband, boyfriend or lover, mums can be delightfully naughty and fuckable. So for all aspiring yummy mummys, make sure to read the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series to catch up on all my mum's erotic antics. (Up to chapter 16 at time of...

Oh Yes Please Minister!

by bigjonnyp on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I’ve always been known as ‘Big John’, even when I were a bairn – and it weren’t cos I wore a size 16 girdle, oh no! I always knew what the ‘big’ referred to though. And now, so do mi constituents. Oh yes. Well, it were just after election day and I’d been for mi Big Mac to build up mi stamina for another encounter with Porking Portillo. And he was called P...

Hannah

by BJB69 on May 12, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The first time Hannah saw Terry was just two days after he was born. Her family was the first to visit the Parkers when they brought their newborn home from the hospital. The Parkers and the Johnsons had been friends ever since Ben and Cindy Johnson had moved into the neighborhood ten years ago when Hannah was only two years old. Cindy had been nervous about...

Ballbusting Olympics

by nicetits on Jul 14, 2019
Fetish

[We meet our two announcers; Dan and Elly. Dan is a short, blond man who always seems nervous. Elly is a tall, big breasted brunette who likes to joke about castrating Dan.] E: Welcome back to the Ballbusting Olympics. I'm Elly and this is my co-host Dan. Now that the opening ceremonies are over, its time to have a moment of silence. D: Please take this mome...

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A Knight's Dance

by Omni on Sep 19, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"Saxon slaves! Yellow-haired Saxon slaves!" Donaire turned at the slaver's shout on the back of his horse, with the sound of well-worn leather creaking. The heavy iron helmet he wore shortened his view to the side. Yet, he did glimpse the thin silhouettes of ragged blond-haired slaves atop a thick wooden block. Four . . . nay, five and the last two were wom...

First Cum, First Serve

by dreadknots on May 22, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Leslie Groves stepped into the diner without the slightest hesitation, even though she had no intention of paying for her meal. As a professional dine and dasher, she had the act down to a science. Unfortunately, she was running out of marks. She didn't like diners that much, but all the good restaurants around this part of town already knew her in one way o...

Athena

by Dirt Wednesday on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It started out innocently enough, but when I stepped on that bus that would take me 1600 miles over the border and through several states, I wondered what I had gotten myself into this time. "Make sure you have your birth certificate and some form of picture ID." The bus driver reminded his passengers, but to me it was a reminder I was about to embark on a...

At Their Service

by chatbug on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

I moved to take a new job. I have been a computer programmer for about 15 years, and I was really excited about this new opportunity. The job was really good, and paid well, but the cafeteria in the building wasn't all that good. So, I started going out for lunch, and looking around the neighborhood for places to eat. I was working near the airport, and alon...

Between the Mines

by mitchfren on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

INTRODUCTION I hadn't intended to write this story yet – it was one that was in the back of my mind – but the recent attack on Camp Bastion in Afghanistan made me want to complete it. I just hope I haven't rushed it too much. I also hope it will be accepted as a very small tribute to those who serve their countries in faraway and dangerous places. Naturall...