This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...
I kissed my wife good-bye. Then I watched as the car pulled out of the driveway of our beach rental with her and my sister. I didn't waste time before I pulled on some swim trunks and headed down to the shore. I made my way across the street and up the public access out to the beach. There was nearly no one around as made my way across the sand. It was no wo...
Chayne opens her eyes and for a split second she has no idea where she is or who she's with. Throughout the course of the evening she and Dirty drifted into the spoon position. She lifts his arm from around her and crawls out of bed. She has only been sleeping for a few hours. Chayne goes into her closet cracks the door and turns on the light so she can s...
I walked back into the living room to find all four men still sitting naked and enjoying another round of drinks. I was wearing my red stilettos, my anklet around my right heel and nothing else. On seeing me entering, the guys told me I looked very pretty. Stefan added that I looked extremely sexy. Franz stood up allowing me to take his place on the sette...
-Hello? -Hey. Audrey there? -Audrey? There's no Audrey here. -Ah, crap, I'm sorry. Is this (reads number)? -Yeah. I think you dialled wrong. -No, I'm looking at my phone; that's what it says I pressed. -Well, I can't help you. Sorry. -You possibly could... -Oh really? -What are you wearing? -What? -What are you wearing? -A blouse, a skirt... -Y...
Thank you for all the nice comments, it is always so appreciated. * Walking back into school on the first day after the holiday was a bit surreal, I felt completely changed. I had a boyfriend, I'd done some very dirty things, some very, very dirty things to be precise. I still didn't have any panties on as I walked thought the school, I felt even more w...
Dee woke late the next day after a restful nights sleep. As she worked at least one day of the weekend she usually had at least one day off during the week, today being one of them. Sara had work and had already left. Washing and housework was her agenda today but first she sat with a cuppa to wake herself up properly. She didn't bother dressing, there was...
It was late Saturday evening on a typically rainy night in northern England, as the two workmates stood waiting under a shelter for the last bus home. At 53 years old Ted was short, balding, beer bellied and feeling particularly sorry for himself at the moment. A recent divorce from his wife had taken its toll. Sean, taller, leaner and some ten years younger...
LEARNING FROM AUNTIE If I had not met with Li-Wen in person, I might have concluded from the next email that she did not exist. This email was written to someone she had been corresponding with and was copied to me. Li-Wen had told me she had an auntie living in Wuxi and she was very close to her. The auntie gave her solace during that difficult period of...
Just my luck, I got sent to Illinois. Not that I have anything against Illinois, really—it's just that the rest of my company got sent to New Mexico. From New York. In January. This was my "reward" for actually being on the ball, doing what I'm supposed to, making myself into the "up-and-comer" in the business—I got sent as the only representative from the...