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Y'Zark the Apprentice Ch. 1

by rexfelis on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

In the year 13 of what has since come to be known as the Time of Return, when I was sixteen years of age, I went to market one summer day to sell a portion of the crop we had been harvesting the previous day. It always fell to my shoulders to go to the market and do the selling, since I was the oldest child. It was a task I enjoyed, since it was something di...

The Corn Husker

by R.T.McCants on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

LELIA AND CAMERON I always wanted to live on a farm. I always thought about what it would be like to raise farm animals and grow my own fruits and vegetables. I started dating this guy named Lawrence while I was doing my internship in Seattle. Larry was a wonderful man who stood about five foot nine with wavy brown hair and the most gorgeous blue eyes I'd e...

Lily's Monster Sex Blog

by MonsterBox on Aug 29, 2019
Fantasy

Hey there, and welcome to my new blog! My name is Lilian Maura Kemper, but you can call me Lily. Unlike my make-up tutorial channel, which is probably where you know me from anyway, this page is going to be more career-oriented. Officially, I am an Outsider Biologist, specializing in common and exotic reproductive habits. It’s a super-classy way of saying I...

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Coed Cumbuddies Ch. 03

by VivicaSnow on May 11, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Author's note: You don't have to have read the other stories to enjoy this one. Sit back, relax, and enjoy! - Vivica "What can I get you?" the acne-riddled teenager behind the counter asked. Aubrey looked at me, waiting for my response. "Whatever you want, go nuts," I smiled. "We want a giant bucket of popcorn, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a small diet...

Decisions Ch. 06

by Romantic1 on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Chapter 6: Adding Pam to the Group and Resulting Orgy Much to my surprise Emily had adopted and even refined my philosophy about love and extending it to the people we care about. With that as prelude she'd told me to go to work and tell Pam that I loved her. Pam had been a potential girlfriend, but we'd fallen into the role of 'fuck buddies' instead and ha...

The Vicar of St. Dunstan's Ep. 02

by Nigel Debonnaire on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The second of three episodes a new series about Fr. Alfred, Vicar of St. Dunstan's. Categorizing these episodes is tough, since there isn't a "Dramedy" category on this site. Suggestions for future episodes are welcome, if you'd like to see more of Fr. Alfred and his flock. Next Year in Alice Springs It was another drippy Wednesday in England. I puttered a...

Study Break Snack

by Xatiqua on Sep 11, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Ally pushed back her chair from her desk and stretched her arms behind her, pushing her plump breasts against the white of her tight blouse. She stood up after relaxing her arms and slamming her textbook shut. Walking to the kitchen, she grimaced at the thought of her MCAT exam, the exam that decides how hard getting into medical school would be. Reaching...

Lavender Salts and Apricot Kernels

by noisymother on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

I come through from the kitchen carefully carrying the bowl of nice hot water with the lavender salts in, all dissolved, making the water smooth and silky. Fragrant steam rose from it and I inhale deeply. I set the bowl down on the floor at her feet. She sits in the big armchair, slumped rather into it, her legs stretched out. Her work jacket is slung over...

Lady Fingers Ch. 1

by Bacomicfan on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Ted was in kind of a hurry, being late for watching the football game on TV with his buddies. So, when he raced through the local supermarket, his mind was on getting his beer and getting his ass in gear. He hurried to the beer and wine section, focused on only one thing...getting the two six packs and getting out. It was gonna be one helluva game and he did...

Alistair

by Bebop3 on Oct 7, 2019
Novels and Novellas

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. I soundlessly pivoted around the tree and kicked the man in his back. He was propelled eight feet through the night air, slammed into an oak, slid to the ground and moved no more. Like vermin, they had infested the woods in the bucolic French countryside surrounding...