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Pirates of the Carob Bean

by joelrama on May 21, 2006
Non-Erotic

Nugget, Elephant and Monkey are in a Pirate Pub. Around them are the ?Pirate Paraphernalia? ? with the crowded bar featuring weary sailors, sketchy looking pirates and wenches. Nugget, Elephant and Monkey are sitting at the bar in a row holding Chocolate Soy Milk containers. An old pirate approaches them, "Aye Mateys...so, you want to be a pirate and d...

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Lydia McRae Plays to Win

by OneSilky on Sep 17, 2017
First Time

"OK Lydia, you win. I know when I'm whipped." Larry spoke to her in a whisper, his voice racked with sobs. He sat gingerly on the stained red duvet of the cheap motel where he stayed. His life of poverty and struggle had exploded into a dream turned nightmare when he had literally been hit by Lydia, a barely 18 year-old very freckled red-head who ran into h...

A Holy Guide

by sami22 on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

Anne felt so peaceful as she laid next to that stranger Bedouin under that big carob tree on their hike route. They were laying on a tattered carpet, which Salem, their tourist guide, brought last year in a hike with a Swedish group. He likes sitting there, overlooking the Lake of the Galilee, every time he passes by on his tours up to Nazareth. She was lo...

Unforgettable Sexual Encounter Ch. 02

by uvlas45 on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Part II. Sex on the Beach. Sandra moved her hand slowly down through the waist bend and very smoothly started feeling my cock and my balls, trying to get a good idea of what is available. Her hand moved very slowly checking the length, the grit as also the weight of my balls, sending new sensations through the hot blood boiling in my phallic veins. The feel...

*$$$ (Starbucks)

by Krenna Smart on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

(*) ($$) - Starbucks "I'll have the phonetically enhanced coffee I said to the starry eyed Server at Starbucks." "The what? was his reply?" "You know, I said. The Super Grande Mocha Cappuccino latte." "Decaff?" he asked. "Of course" I replied, not wanting to confuse him. "Do you want cappuccino or latte?" he asked. "Both," I said. "You can't have bot...

Establishing Order within a Household Ch. 02

by Human_Primacy on Oct 24, 2018
NonHuman

It takes nearly half an hour to completely free Mistress' hand from the kitchen counter. Turns out spider silk is exactly as strong as they say it is. This becomes very apparent when it's in such copious amounts that a regular spider could never dream of spinning. Surprisingly resistant to magic, too. But after trying several possible solvents and applying e...

How to Stop Smoking

by CuckoldGuy on Sep 13, 2017
How To

Target Date Like a Karate Fighter preparing for a fight, you will need four weeks to condition your body and discipline your mind. First, you must set a target date of when you will stop smoking. Set your target date four weeks from now and be sure to set it after the full moon. Your target day will become your graduation day, for on this day you will gradu...

Caffeinated & Gooey

by ElizzyViolet on Dec 2, 2019
NonHuman

A shorter story than normal, inspired yet again by food/beverage cravings I had while writing. It's kind of weird, and contains prostate play with tentacles. Enjoy! ~~~~~ ~~~~~ Coby lived alone in his apartment and worked from home as a content writer, but he had a rich social life. But, tonight was stressful. He had to write a ten thousand word article on...

The Strawberry Flower

by weftandwarp on May 30, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Roses are related to strawberries. A strawberry (Fragaria x ananassa) isn't technically a berry, it's a receptable and has its fruits on the surface. They are called achenes, each a small, one seeded fruit with a hard covering that doesn't dehisce when ripe. I find that fascinating and wondered for ages how the plant supplied the achene with its nutrition. S...

The Cherry Tree

by GobletHolly182 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This is my submission for the 2012 Earth Day contest. I was tired of the patronizing aspect of environmental protectionism (like it's for the earth's own good that we recycle; as if the earth cares what temperature it is) but I may have gotten a little carried away... Also inspired by the stunning beauty of another DC cherry blossom festival. Thanks to sma...