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"YourGirl": The Sexbot

by Damot on Apr 22, 2025

Authors note: Before you go on, please activate game mode by pressing Start Game here or in the sidebar, otherwise the text will make no sense to you, since I used a lot of ifstatments. Thank you, dear customer, for purchasing "YourGirl" Congratulations, dear customer! You have purchased our premium product "YourGirl", customized to your...

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Memoirs of Kitty Siam Ch. 34

by kitty_siam on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I set course for the fourth planet in the SolTer system as it was known on Annu galactic map and pulled the ship away from Udon's star. Once we were a safe distance from the star I opened a jump point and we entered hyperspace. It was a much shorter journey to our destination than the journey from Galora to Udon. The trip took us a few hours under three days...

Quality of Life?

by Colleen Thomas on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"Identify!" the thickset guard barked. "Mil-Spec, twenty-three, twenty-one, two-two-five," the short girl in her orange jumper shouted. "Okay, two-two-five. You're cleared for G section," he replied, depressing the button that raised the heavy steel grill across the access tunnel. She moved quickly and crisply down the access corridor, her legs and arms w...

Taking Command

by Dinsmore on Sep 25, 2017
Non-Erotic

We all understand the impact of leadership on organizational dynamics and effectiveness. In a military unit in a war zone the impact can be more pronounced and more rapid. When I arrived in the RVN in the summer of 1969 I was assigned to an Assault Helicopter company commanded by a Major. A commander served for six months; in my one-year tour of duty I exp...

Incendium SoA Ep. 02

by Shainin on Dec 12, 2018
Non-Erotic

Rise of the Golden Rogue [narrated by Yen-Phir Knox] You did it again, Yen – another bounty virtually secured. All that's left is to take this ashen prune to Enforcer HQ for processing – and then I get paid. Mama's yearned herself an extra-long bath tonight. Or should I save it for when I break my record? That's if I break it, cocky bitch. "So, are we goi...

4BDN-PLN8

by The_Technician on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Less than an hour after the homing beacon signal was first detected by moon base Gamma-Four, the news media began proclaiming, "Mystery Solved - Emergency Log Capsule Received from Deep Interstellar Probe One." The mystery began a year and a half ago when a superburst transmission was received from Interstellar One. Because superburst transmissions use ext...

Candy Girls

by AllTheseRoadworks on Apr 22, 2025

Candy Girls, Part 1 Story by All These Roadworks (2023). Author's Note: You can get the complete Candy Girls story as a premium e-book with bonus content! Available now from AllTheseRoadworks.com for only $7.99 USD! (Click here to view in store.) Also - my kinks aren't my politics. Please support positive, enthusiastic consent, and check out my content poli...

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One Night in Toronto

by TANSTAAFL58 on May 15, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: Greetings fellow lover of erotic fiction. This is my entry in the "One Night In..." event. This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental. The places in this story are fictitious. Th Royal York and Eaton Chelsea are real hotels and the geography is pretty much real. The Traffic is all too real. T...

Memoirs of Kitty Siam Ch. 36

by kitty_siam on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Kitty, wake up! Kitty, are you ok? Kitty, can you hear me? Kitty, wake up! I heard the words echoing in my ears for several minutes as the Lieutenant shook me to rouse me from my sleep. As much as I wanted to return to the real world, I also wanted to remain in my unconscious state to explore the meaning of what I had just witnessed. Most would say that I j...

Jamie's Little Red Rooster

by smellathon on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

I first ran into Jamie in the Rugby club changing rooms. We went up to Cambridge University the same year but to different colleges. The rugby players among the new undergraduate intake had been invited to the all day trials for the famed Varsity match squad who would in due course take on Oxford University. The changing rooms were massively overcrowded....