Celebrities are kidnapped by Somali pirates while celebrating National Nude Day. In a press stunt gone wrong, celebrities are kidnapped by Somali pirates aboard a yacht while celebrating National Nude Day. Hi, I'm Saul Lipski. I'm a talent agent out of Hollywood. I used to be big before I got old, but now, at 65-years-old, I'm in the twilight of my career....
I love how my woman looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all. My woman to others is no 10. Maybe, on a good day, in low lighting, she is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, she is a 5 but she is an 11 to me. Pardon me for a moment. "Honey, please put on some makeup, you are scaring the dog, again. Okay, Buster, okay, it's only Julie. C'...
"PETER!" My mother was standing in the doorway to my room. "I asked you if you'd drive Mrs. Gonzales home. What's the matter with you?" "I guess I was just day dreaming Ma." Actually I had been basking in the afterglow of a great jack-off session in the bathroom and hadn't heard Ma the first time. "Sure, I'll drive her home." "Good! I have to pick up Ameli...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** I'm still not sure how I let my sister talk me into a Halloween cosplay party that particular year, of course. Maybe I was just in a mood to forget my troubles and the recent divorce from Kathy after six years of marriage. Granted, it was stupid to marry my high school sweetheart...
This story was inspired by a suggestion of a Literotica member, as well as an episode of "30 Rock," in which the characters produced an episode of MILF Island. This story has a substantial element of mature (young men with older women) as well as CFNM, but with the MILF celebrities and the references to the television series, it belongs in the celebrity sect...
"Candy, I hate Halloween – Little sugar laden beggars threatening to egg my little hybrid if I don't succumb to the Trick or Treat threat! The only people who make out are the Dentists!" "Oh come on, Cuz, it will do you good. Meet the man I am going to marry and put some perspective into that over worked brain of yours. Put some boots on your feet, a...
"A penny for your thoughts? The cat got your tongue? What's wrong Betty? You look so troubled, depressed, and angry. You look like you lost your best friend. Did your dog die? Why would someone as beautiful as you look so glum?" Every man realized it and commented on it, yet no man took the time to truly question it. Her beauty made them forget whatever els...
This is the third part of 7 installments. Unfortunately, I wrote and posted Part 2 more than two years ago so I apologize for the long hiatus. This installment slows down the action a bit to allow for some character expansion and plot development. Hopefully, we'll all find it worthwhile as Scott's journey moves on. It's been awhile so to refresh your memori...
When you're not having luck finding women, what do you do? At 32, holding a job as a low level corporate paper pusher, and having no luck with the ladies, I decided to take action. I'd never been to a singles bar before, but San Antonio has a few, and what the hey? Maybe something good would happen. So, Friday after work I went home, showered, changed into...
THE LONG ROUTE "Would anybody really be surprised if Justin Bieber had the name 'Geraldo' tattooed on his penis?" I asked the stay-at-home mom wearing nothing but well-placed body paint. Through a concrete coating of eyeliner, she stared back at me, gulped the remainder of her Fuzzy Navel, and headed out to the dance floor. Three cowboys wearing ass-less c...