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Crystal Clear Ch. 26

by Romantic1 on Sep 15, 2017
Group Sex

This story is part of a continuation of my Road Trip series (see the end of 'Road Trip – California' for a list of the chapters of that series, in order to be read). You need not read that series to enjoy this series. Although real places and celebrity names are used for realism, this story is fiction. Please 'read, enjoy, vote, and comment.' Please read Ch...

Roadtrip

by Lucas.x on Apr 17, 2015
Erotic Couplings

You are John Doe. You have become bored with your life and your job. You seek adventure and excitement. Your uncle Jim dies unexpectedly. He was always kind to you and told you to get out into the world. He had always been a free spirit. He told you stories about the days of his youth of travelling around drinking, fighting and fucking moving on to the next...

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High School Dilemma Ch. 04

by LaurenWestley on Sep 15, 2017
Fetish

(Authoress's note: of course all disclaimers are still in place regarding characters etc. This particular episode is very XXX with pee scenes etc. However, I do know many parts of my stories will not appeal to all of you. I only wish there is enough to make each of you happy. To those who have given me constructive criticisms as well as those with praise tha...

Money Ch. 04

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Even though venerable Pink Floyd made fun of the system and pointed their musically talented finger at the consciousness culprit being money, they made a lot of money when they wrote their song, Money. Back then, I can't recall anyone who didn't have Pink Floyd's album, The Dark Side of the Moon and who didn't listen to it with awe and reverence that played...

Shelby's Office

by Roy Jones on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The best advice I can give to a lonely woman on Valentine's Day is to stay the hell away from those "Singles Parties" that someone always, without fail, gets the bright idea to host every year. Maybe there is a one-in-a-million chance you can find a soulmate (or at the very least casual sex), but if you're like me that longshot is pushed aside by an unchangi...

Somewhere Near Leavenworth

by jjsharshaw on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Well. Okay. I knew I shouldn't have left." Mike Turner was more resigned to his situation than angry. He had taken an unknown side road out of Leavenworth to try to skirt the Kansas Highway Patrol's closing of K-7 due to near blizzard conditions. He just wanted to get home though hotel he was in had been just fine. Now, visibility less than a quarter mi...

Big Loss, Big Gain Pt. 01

by deadrabbits on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Part 1, the Loss Laura's view My discussion with Kathy was over. As far I as I was concerned the decision was made. I was out. Totally out. The account, the profile, the e-mails, the fake ID, and all traces of my involvement with this whole damn thing would be closed and/or deleted within the hour. We agreed that it would never be discussed ever again, a...

Jack Be Quick Ch. 05

by HansTrimble on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

If you haven't read the earlier chapters you really ought to go back and read them now. If you don't, you'll be guessing how it started, when you ought to be guessing how it will end. In case you missed my earlier warnings, there isn't any explicit sex in this story. Hans ***** The investigation went on, and meanwhile things got busy again at the lab. It...

Adventure Down South

by lukeadams on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

MARCH 2010 Comanche smoke signals of dust rise from an uneven dirt road, a half mile away. Beth's bouncing pickup emerges from the cloud, an arrow aimed at Jim Ed's southwest pasture barn. Beth and Jen stagger from the barn, loaded with gear. Jim Ed Andrews, III leans against his white crew cab pickup. He grins at the pony-tailed brunettes, who are irritat...

Muscle Shoals

by Bebop3 on Sep 18, 2018
Loving Wives

Sitting there, he kept time by tapping on the steering wheel as they drove down the street. "Shit, man. This song is it!" I couldn't believe that I had to sit in the car with this idiot. Todd Shack's "Monster's Blues" had been on the Billboard Top 200 for 172 weeks in a row. The song was garbage, and anyone with taste would know that. I smiled a tight smile...