Douche Stories

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Dear Body

by IguanaMD on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Horror

"Hey dude, what's...What the hell?!" "...What?" "You literally reek of blood and guts right now. Like somebody got cut open and sprayed you with their blood. Or you came from a slaughterhouse." "I still smell? I literally shampooed my hair each day, and I fucking put gel in it and cologne on. I still smell?" "Yeah it's fucking gross! What the hell ha...

Training Days

by Bran_Hopewell on Sep 21, 2018
Amateur

"Jesus, can you not?" Mel blurts. She's not even looking at you, so far as you can tell, yet somehow she knows exactly where your eyes are: glued to the ass of the three girls jogging on the sidewalk. Two of them are wearing very short, bright red shorts, and the third is wearing loose black shorts a bit longer than the other two. "What?"...

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Vices are Not Crimes

by HughMungus1 on Mar 31, 2020
How To

"Why would you die for someone's sins? Your sins are the only thing interesting about you, you dreary, bleak motherfuckers. Your sins are what make you fantastic; what keeps us great, and exciting and fun. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve, and try to top them on a daily basis." ― Doug Stanhope Steaming girl cum air-dried...

Five Pounds of Condoms

by HughMungus1 on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire

"We live in an age which is so possessed by demons, that soon we shall only be able to do goodness and justice in the deepest secrecy, as if it were a crime." ― Franz Kafka Like whether Michelle Obama's penis is circumcised, it's random rumination you entertain, waiting for a traffic light to turn green. It isn't regular reflection. Such stated, what woul...

Project Tendril Ch. 02

by eidetic on Sep 11, 2017
NonHuman

Ch. 02 The weird just gets weirder... Author's note: This is Part 2 of a 3-part story arc, and a light look at alien botanicals rather than the usual Nonhuman Vamps, Weres and mythical creatures. It is a continuation of Part 1, which you should read first or most of this won't make sense. It isn't intended to make the "Reality Check" some readers find cruc...

Brick Street

by jlorthia on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Author's Note: This story is fairly violent and includes BDSM with bondage, M/f sex, and M/m sex (although limited). It isn't a very nice story. It is pure fantasy and it is rather twisted. ***** ***Introducing Brick Street*** I have to warn you, that what you are going to read contains some fucked up shit. There is some violent and repulsive behavior not...

Alex's Awesome Party

by EllenHudson on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Haven't written here in a while but someone asked me to explain the strange Status Update I posted on Facebook this morning. It said, "Just woke up full of someone's cum. I love Alex's parties." Yeah, it got a little crazy there last nite. My neighbor Alex who shares the duplex I live in had another one of his monumental parties. He invited me and said I c...

Salsa Douche

by SamStuart on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

We drove down the dirt road my hot Latina girlfriend. I met Gabriella or Gabi at a local salsa club; her silken black hair, soft tan skin and gorgeous brown eyes and the way looked at me made me hers. She's a 24, 5'7", athletic, globe-trotting quite exceptional intelligent young lady. I introduced myself, right from day one we hit it off. We danced a little,...

My First Threesome

by countryboy09 on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Today was a rough day. First I almost got in a car accident, then I was late for work, then some douche bag came in there and started to insult my girlfriend Tammy. It is time to relax and take a load off of my shoulders. After I change into my lounge pants I get on the computer and e-mail Tammy seeing if she wants to come over to my house and chill with me...

Aussie Bi-Guy Drills Me

by cbrguy on Jul 15, 2020
Group Sex

I have found the online hook-up sites and apps to be mostly a waste of time, at least for me. And my profile was pretty upfront - I am a bottom who likes to be filled by a dominant man, and I like piss, threesomes and group sex. So I was hoping the latest chat message would led somewhere - it was from a bi-guy in his forties who said, "I'm looking for a ti...