(Apologies to Cassandra Peterson, the real Elvira) DISCLAIMER: Neither the author or the Elvira character promote the use of illegal drugs or condone the practice of unsafe sex. This is just a fun little erotic romp, so don't get your panties in a wad. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It seems like a lifetime ago, but actually it's only been ten years sin...
The scene before Liana could have come straight out of a fantasy tale. She saw a myriad of familiar characters and legends, and she stood there trying to recognize her friends. A cheeky pinch of her bottom caused her to spin around and be faced with Dracula, trying ever so hard to woo the lusty French maid before him. Liana playfully let him bite her neck be...
Leanne walked up to the old people's home and looked at the sign; 'Rosefield Manor'. The building was dark and grey, sending a chill down her spine just looking at it despite the relatively mild autumnal afternoon. The bare trees outside, as black as the gothic looking stone the building was made out of, did nothing to ease her worries. There was always some...
______________________________ A Call to the Boss ______________________________ "JaQuez, it's me, Jean." she said into the payphone. "I can't complete the mission." "Why has this development come?" JaQuez said with malice. "He found me out, dammit, I appologize it was my screw-up." she rubbed her forehead and winced with pain as her hand touched the cr...
As a Halloween gift, my boyfriend made arrangements for us to spend the holiday at Stormy Moon Castle. What a surprise, I had wanted to go for so long. Arriving at dusk, I knew it was well worth the wait, carved pumpkins lit the walkway and groups of large candles lit the entrance. As I turned to look back I could see that it was sitting on a cliff overloo...
1590 Very few things in the world had the power to frighten Electra. Her master's wrath happened to be one of them. And even that was usually only enough to make her take a step back and bow her head. Right now she shrunk down to the floor, positively cowering. Dracula's shadow aura was practically causing the whole keep to tremble with his rage. "Dost thou...
The Black Pearl: Memoirs of a Victorian Sex-Magician Book review by Quine Originally written (one supposes) in the 1890's, by an unknown author who lists himself only as "anonymous". My copy, a paperback published by Hodder and Stoughton, London is without question the greatest pornographic novel I have ever read! This is "in my own experience" of course,...
It’s going to be the party of the century. Three nights cruising the Caribbean; three nights cruising onboard the Caron, the most luxurious boat ever built, or so it says on the brochure but let us not be petty; on the menu you have twenty three concerts, six discotheques, eight restaurants, ten bars, two Olympic swimming pools, three spas, free booze and th...
As an author, I have a newfound respect for other authors. I seem to now dissect and evaluate novels on two very different levels. On one level, I view it as a form of entertainment, determining if the story is amusing and interesting. I try to understand the characters and truly see which character I relate to the most. As an author, I am analyzing the plot...
Every year I host an Adults Only Halloween party. Granted, it's a bunch of thirtysomething soccer moms and dads (because it would be awkward not to invite the moms), but the party is a favorite haunt for men who know that a Devil costume isn't going to be the only horny thing at this party. Since my divorce, the hot dads in town know this will be the night...