THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION I'M THE NARRATOR FOR THIS SERIES. IT'S AN UPBEAT, FUN AND HAPPY, TALE OF LUST AND SEDUCTION BY THE BEST MILFS IN SUBURBIA. ENJOY. *** The very sexy and pretty fantastic Kathie Lee Gifford strolled leisurely down the street in her new, quaint, suburban neighborhood. It was a beautiful day, the birds were c...
After the incident with our ex-friend Mary was willing to go to a swingers party with me. When we arrived I suggest Mary wear next to nothing. She was shy and chose to wear her bra and panties, a skirt and blouse, socks and shoes. She doesn't dress fancy and didn't own any sexy clothes before we decided to go to the party. We had purchased new shoes for her...
I was between jobs and recently divorced when Superstorm Sandy tore up the East Coast of the United States. Road crews were overwhelmed with storm damage, so I enlisted in a corps of travelling laborers for some quick money. I was assigned to the mundane but necessary task of holding a pole with a sign atop it. One side read stop, the other read slow. My tas...
I felt stupid going to a Halloween party at the last minute. Why did I say yes? Swinging by the costume shop I was disappointed by the picked over selection and ended up with a cheap Dracula costume, for God's sake. I didn't even want to go to the party but the thought of going as something as lame as Dracula made it all the worse. When I got to the party...
THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...
A loud crack of thunder and a simultaneous bolt of lightning was all it took for my neighbor Jeff and I to grab our clubs off the cart and head for the parking lot. We had gone over to the course even though rain was predicted. I guess we would have to wait until next Saturday and be satisfied with beers on my covered porch instead. When we arrived back hom...
The anticipation was killing her. All day long Jujou had been slaving away in the house. Cooking, cleaning, and making absolutely sure that everything was perfect for tonight's birthday celebration. She'd even gone so far as to mow the lawn so everything would be just right when he came home tonight. The delicious aroma of baking chicken filled the air, the...
Suzi was enjoying her new found sexual freedom. The liberty allowing her to be the slut she had obviously always desired to be, and what an outrageous slut she was. Her confidence was beyond measurement. Suzi was well aware of how fantastic her body was and she was familiar with all kinds of provocative clothing to enhance and show of her stupendous rack. A...
"Please have pads..." Josey whispered under her breath as she tried to pick the lock. Usually she just forced her way in, but the police seemed to be tracking her movements, and there was no way she was going to give them any more evidence if they did catch her. An owl hooted, and the car in the driveway of the house she was trying to break into pulled away....
Dear Babydoll, I told you I often fantasized about you while alone in the shower. This night was no different, but if anything, it was more intense. We were, as my fantasies often are, in the motel room we plan to share. It had a large, old-fashioned tub, with only a shower curtain that ran across the front. Of all things, this time I imagined me washing y...