"I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years." -- Warren Zevon --- Jackie was nervous. Doctor's offices always made her nervous. Even the dentist wasn't her favorite, and she never had a single cavity or any of the other horrible procedures other crowed about. Nobody likes going to the doctor, but when one belonged to a rare...
Written By D. Years ago, an enterprising yet mysterious entrepreneur established a new variety of coffee shop. They had developed a new form of biological implant for that equally mysterious sexual minority: the futanari, biologically female women with penises. When inserted into the rectum, the implant stimulates the prostate, increases libido and the pro...
Katherine had found about a public charity donation event by the slightly annoying medium of a brightly-colored flyer under her windshield wiper. It was being held at the slightly rundown building where she’d once rented for a week as a gallery for her art. Appropriately, the building was covered in graffiti. She had gathered up some old clothing and canned...
One thing that was very seldom seen in the back room of a coffee shop was a chair. The only chairs in a coffee shop were in the break room or in the front of the shop. On the provided cafe tables and couches, the customers could enjoy the wares of the coffee shop while reading a newspaper, if this was the eighties. And yet there it was. A chair in the back...
"Somewhere, a girl is warming up with your max." He saw that motivational quote in a meme picture on the Internet. Seeing this at the beginning of the year, that optimistic time when everyone makes a promise of self-improvement... it was enough of a catalyst to actually get him in the gym this year. At the end of this year, he hoped he'd have a girl warmin...
Every morning, Veronica got up at six in the morning. Even on the weekend, where there was nothing to wake up for, even if she'd been up later than normal that night... she would wake within ten minutes plus or minus of six. This would give her a whole hour to prepare herself to be freshly washed and perfectly prepared to sit in traffic for the better part o...
Marcc sat in the doctor's office on the one-hundred-fifth floor of the All Medical Center, the largest medical facility in all New Mureybet. To have a universal health care system was quite an accomplishment, considering the forty different species of intelligent life form that inhabited New Mureybet. This didn't include the myriad of half-breed and quarter-...
Maria had absolutely no idea who Jodi Stemmer was. There was a five-foot-by-one-foot banner off to the side of the table. The banner had a picture of a blonde woman on the verge of middle-aged, presumably Jodi, surrounded on three sides with a surprising number of cartoon characters of every variety imaginable: boys and girls, animals, robots, fairies... an...
The Long Pull: Wankin' In A Winter Wonderland An XXX-Mas Carol by D. (Thanks to a helpful German reader for correcting my German!) * Cindy didn't think anything could get her out of her bed right now. Her last final had just wrapped up less than an hour ago. She was nearly late to it because she had to turn in a ten-page paper to a different professor b...
MONDAY Layla woke up. She was alone in bed, unless you counted her morning wood. Like most of her dreams, her bedside companion was gone once she awoke. Then again... she was still in Selena's house. It didn't seem likely that she had dreamed up her previous encounter with Selena Grande, yet still woke up in her house. That would push the limits of even the...