Marinah finished reading the morning Straits Times about the deputy prime minister Anhar being charged on ten counts of corruptions and sodomy. She threw the Times over the table to the couch opposite. "Asshole", breathed Marinah. Some people just don't cover up their tails leaving telltale signs all over the place. Sex scandals, sodomy, incest and the like...
I walk through the door, closing it slowly behind me and placing my bags on the floor. It feels like I've been on the road forever. Leaving all of my things in the foyer I make my way down the hall to the bathroom and turn on the shower's hot water full blast. The steam fills the room as I let the water drain the tension from my body. As I rinse the soap of...
Ernie banged the large glass mug loudly on the bar. 'Gentlemen! Your attention please! I have an announcement to make. I want to thank you all for your faithful support, and I have greatly enjoyed your company over the years. But as you know I am not getting any younger, and I have decided that it is time for me to enjoy my life savings while I still can....
Those of you who've read this writer's 'Pirate Sex for Beginners,' 'Ticket to Ride' and 'Home Office Intercourse' will be delighted to find another piece of literature that's designed to develop your role-playing skills. They're being written because I recognise that the diversity of your sex life may be suffering during these Covidinous times. And I'm not h...
Yeah. Yeah. I know. So what's the deal with a fucking plastic duck? Well, listen up and I'll give you the straight shit. This all started when I was younger, happier duck. I always sat on a shelf in Finnegan's Toys and Gifts at 9th and Yamhill. I was near the store's front window and could watch the people passing by. Occasionally some kid would peer in at...
This was not going the way Diane had thought it would or should. Basically nothing, and yet everything, had changed in their marriage in the last six months. She watched him now, sitting on the sofa, drinking a beer, unshaven, and between picking his nose and scratching his ass, she wasn't sure what his biggest pleasure was. At least he was fit. There was...
It was a terrible night. Cannons were shooting fire every ten minutes. Huge waves were playing with Her Majesty Ship like a bottle. We couldn't last long. The pirates climbed our deck and slaughtered every fighting soul on the ship. Why didn't they kill me? Well... I was not a fighter. I was a scholar. And maybe they thought I was amusing when they found me...
Disclaimer: This is an adult story that should not be read by minors under the age of 18. This is a parody series based on the Play Station 2 Game: Suikoden III. All of the characters belong to Konami and the creators of Suikoden III. These stories are, in my opinion, the real stories that went on in the game. Because the game is set as a trinity, with thre...
This is a big perverted sleazy ass fuck parody series... It ain't real We finally made it to Big Bear and the campground we were staying at. We rented extra large tents with a good amount of room. Penny and I used one. Howard and Bernadette had one and so did Sheldon and Amy. Sheldon, of course, wouldn't stop bitching about sleeping in a tent. I had forseen...
Part 3, Chapter 7 After our close adventure and slight error (see Chapter 6) we were back on the road, north-bound US 395 heading towards Lone Pine and Bishop. We stopped in Lone Pine for gas (yeah, we forgot to do that too at our last stop!) This time we did what we stopped for and little else. After filling the car, I happened to look off to my left and...