Elvis's Number One Fan- Or - Steam Cleaned The leading edge of the baby boomers is divided between Elvis fans and Beetle fans. My ex-wife was born in "46" right at the spear point. As a teenager she was Elvis's number one fan. She had seen every one of his "Sing and get the girl." movies. She had counted the pelvic thrusts in each film. I met her in a dri...
I went to the office early. Talla was dusting the shelves and the mineral specimens in my office when I arrived. "You don't have to do this Talla," I said. "The cleaners don't do a very good job," she said. "Talla makes sure everything is first class. Would you like Talla to make you some coffee?" "That would be lovely, Darling. Thank you." I was on my s...
"I'm afraid to ask, but how many blowjobs do you think you've given?" "Oh, I definitely gave a lot more blowjobs than hand jobs, I can tell you that for sure," she said. "Guys always want a blowjob rather than a hand job, any time," she said waving a hand at me and shrugging her not so sweet and innocent shoulders. "I dare you to ask any guy if he wants a h...
Ears, blind as a bat was in his mid-twenties, and though Smith, stone deaf, was pushing into his fifties should have looked old enough to be his father, the difference in their ages wasn’t apparent primarily because Smith was remarkably lean and agile for his age. Smith did not believe in trying to look young. He had this tendency of not putting on weight d...
About the same time Chris was asking Hayley his questions about her relationship with Michael, Michael was asking his own questions to Debi. They retired to the master Bedroom not long after departing Chris and Hayley's company. Michael stood in the center of the room, looking down at Debi with mixed emotions. Debi sat on the edge of the king size bed. She w...
Everyone is over 18. Edited 1/10/20: Typo corrections. ***** Fifteen years ago, I had moved out of my parents place and needed a job fast. I was broke as hell and at eighteen being a drop out, my options were pretty limited. It didn't help that I was a bit overweight and sitting at home playing video games all day. The time came though and this old grizz...
This is my third story here. This one will be in non-erotic. There is no sex in this story at all. It didn't start out that way but about a quarter of the way through the story it took a left-hand turn, and I couldn't seem to stop it. I think it was because about 20% of the story is true and my emotions took over. The names have been changed and most of th...
It was our anniversary and I decided to take my wife of twenty years out to dinner in a swank hotel in the city. I was in my mid-forties when we married, while she had just turned twenty. We were still together and very much in love. To make the evening even more special, I hired a limousine for the evening. I was a very successful businessman. People alway...
I'm not dumb except when it comes to women. I know, I know. Really aren't most men dumb when it comes to women? I know some of us think they know about them, that they understand them, but do they really? I think not. Like most men I just try to muddle through and do things as nearly right as I can. Having said that, I believe that is the reason it took me s...
Chapter 8: Caius in Love ———— As soon as her shift had finished for the week, Astrid found herself standing outside of the Magic shop, furiously rapping on the door, hoping at least one of her sisters was awake and up to answer. When Astrid had first started working at the Underground she'd felt smug, victorious even, that she'd managed to get out and...