Dumber Stories

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This Guy Walks into a Bar

by fanfare on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

A Not So Funny Joke On Modern Times This Guy walks into a Bar....... As his eyes adjust to the dim lighting and his nose tries to adapt to the stench, Guy sees his PI sitting at the bar. He walked over next to her. While waiting for the bartender to come down to this end, Guy watches the eyes of the PI in the mirror. She tilts her head towards her right sh...

Random Thoughts Late at Night

by woodmanone on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

No real story this time, just a series of random thoughts about my writing, my philosophies of life, and my reaction to the comments made on this site. I warn you these are just what the title says, some random thoughts about life, people and this web site. I hope this essay is entertaining and gives my "fans" or those that follow my writing a better insig...

The Long Sweet Ride Home

by Tinman on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Colorado in the winter is beautiful. Especially ski country, where Janet and I were headed for a day off from college and work. A group of us, eight total, were going to ride up the hill in a school van, heading for Keystone ski area. Once there, we skied all morning on fresh, Colorado powder snow, lightly packed by the grooming machines. Janet and I were k...

Pete's Potatoes

by Baba8 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Pete could have been a burro. He had extra long ears, four legs, and a vertebrae reinforced cow like tail with a fly swatting hair tuft at the end. Dad got him for us kids because he couldn't afford a horse. We found out later that dad didn't like horses because they are dumber then a dog. My mother hated any animal, but she hated horses the most. Each time...

Deployment Pt. 02

by javmor79 on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

I slept on the couch that night after the big blow-out. We didn't have money for a hotel room or another apartment like you hear in other stories. I was only an E5, not an officer. I guess my pay was equivalent to a person making about $17 an hour with no overtime. My plan was to pack the next day and move onto the ship. Why go to a hotel when I have a bunk...

Numchucks: The Legend Ch. 11

by My Erotic Tail on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Numchucks, the Legend Chapter 11 Marshall, Texas~ I pulled up in front of Sandra's house with my truck pulling a sixteen foot flat bed trailer. Numchucks was in the bed of truck wagging his tail for he knew where Shinkers lived. It was March and the weather was nice, spring was in the air. "What's the trailer for?" Sandra asked as she came out to greet C...

Growth-XX

by FlatCap90210 on May 20, 2019
Science Fiction

James felt as if he was going insane. It was summer, the sun was shining and he was at the beach ogling girls. Tits of all shapes and sizes surrounded him, wrapped in bikini tops, one pieces and other pieces of fabric of varying coverage. James' heartbeat pounded in his ears and throbbed in his crotch, digging a furrow in the sand beneath him. He was lying o...

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Katy's Bimbo Fixation

by sexywomble on Dec 10, 2018
Fetish

Katy has changed in the time I've been dating her. And I'm comfortable with that. She is also the happiest she's ever been, and despite the fact that it isn't quite the 'normal' way of things, and some people raise an eyebrow, the fact that she, and I, are so in love and comfortable about the way things are going is good enough. When we first met she had be...

Her Boyfriend really is Bisexual

by speedodave on Dec 25, 2018
First Time

This is something that happened back in February when I was staying at Kip's place in Breckenridge. I didn't write about it at the time because I didn't have the consent of the people involved and I didn't think it was appropriate to ask at the time either. After posting some bisexual threesome photos last week, I thought maybe I should seek permission to w...

Gerald's Girl Ch. 4

by Amadeus on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Chapter 4: Discovered Wednesday dawned in a quiet Grey blanket. James awoke slowly, longing for a little more sleep. He hugged the pillow to him and closed his eyes against the light. His hand on the plump pillow reminded him of his hostess, the lovely, round, soft, firm bosomy Valerie. Suddenly he was wide-awake. The events of the previous night sprang i...