Dumber Stories

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A Final Valentine

by PuckIt on Feb 13, 2018
Novels and Novellas

Literotica 2018 Valentine's Day Contest entry. Votes would be especially welcomed by all authors competing as it takes so many just to be eligible, much less win. All on-screen sexual encounters in the following (when they finally do occur) are between consenting adults over the age of eighteen. ***** How many days does it take before you take the one y...

Everything Happens for a Reason

by MoogPlayer on Sep 26, 2017
Romance

My grandfather used to tell me that everything that happens to you in life, good and bad, happens for a reason. I always thought he was giving me just another one of his maternal lectures that had been passed down by my mother, as she'd told me the same thing for years. I never realized how right they both were until..... Chapter One My name is Tom Mason a...

Some Truth

by kemander on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives

Chapter 1 Starting out This is a sad, but true story. Let me begin by saying that my Father always told me as a kid, "Keith, any man that uses bad words in his language only shows himself to be a person who isn't intelligent enough to use the greater amount of words that he could have, to express himself politely and properly." Well, an awful lot of what h...

Familiar!

by HisArpy on Feb 10, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Copyright 2020 by HisArpy All rights reserved. Reproduction or copying in whole or part without written permission from the author is expressly prohibited. All events and characters in this story are purely fictional and a product of the Authors imagination. Any similarities between any persons living or dead is coincidental. Authors note: This story is...

Under the Wild Wyoming Skies

by rwsteward on Dec 1, 2017
Romance

Copyright 2017 by RWSTEWARD All rights reserved. Reposting without written permission prohibited. From my point of view any door that's open was an invitation for people to look inside. That's exactly what I did. There were several pianos that appeared well worn, and I carefully sat down in front of one. My fingers moved along the ivory keys, and before I k...

Ultimate Assassin Saga: Tundra

by Undersought on Sep 26, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Greetings to those who may be reading this. I'm genuinely new to this entire writing scene, having only been reading stories on Literotica. Most stories are all the same, so I thought I'd try adding something fresh into the mix. All significant input is invited. Much obliged to you for taking the time to peruse this. In this story, the world and every one...

When Spidey Met Oracle

by littleblackduck on Oct 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

CHAPTER ONE: Before Sunset He decided to run the mask through two more rinse cycles than he ran with the rest of the costume. Washing the head-piece was usually the most important part of laundry day. He spent so much time breathing in his own breath through the thing that he really didn't need a three-day-old body-funk included. He knew this from experienc...

Taking The Class Pt. 03

by ivan_ronical on Dec 2, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 1: Tuesday Morning, 6:30AM "Your Class is what?" asked Alaina. It's way too early for this kind of shit. Ugh, how the fuck did this happen? She brought her hands up to rub at her eyes. Her entire body was tingling. "[Cunning Linguist]," came the reply from behind her. She giggled sleepily. Is that a joke? "I can't really argue it after last nig...

Island

by A_Satori on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

copyright ©2008 All rights reserved. (Author's note: This is an adventure/love story.) PART 1 -- REVIEWING IT ALL CHAPTER 1 He flexed his palms against the back of his head and kept staring at the endless blue above him. The smooth, dark gray rock beneath him was becoming too warm. He would have to move into the shade soon. He wished he had some sunscree...

August: A Ghost Story

by Anitole on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

BOOK ONE Sunrise and bad weather on the Prairie can be a site of sadistic beauty -- A frightening thing, like a lion loosed from its cage while the tamer sleeps. Often when the weather is bad I am restless, sitting up nights or rising early before the dawn to walk out and watch the rainfall when sleep won't come to me. The summer nights have only just beco...