"You know Alice I swear that hole gets tighter and tighter." Alice pondered momentarily then realizing His meaning giggled loud and long. "The thing is Hatter my boy decided to sleeve the thing in concrete. Thought a little sand and chalk would stop the rabbit's magic." "Why on earth did you ever decide to call him Jack? He doesn't bear any resemblance to...
I hate today. I just hate it. I walked to the storage area and pushed on the door which served as the employees entrance and exit. I fished around my pockets looking for the last cigarette. I knew I had somewhere. I've already used all my breaks for the day, but I think this is a good reason for me to blow off some steam. Why is Friday always, and I mean a...
Volume 4: Dereliction of Duty Chapter V: Intersections The Little Kettle inn smelled bad. If rancid meat, dung, sweat and the body odor could have been combined, the result probably would have been a color. Tessarie liked colors, even if her family never understood them as she did. It was a pure form of expression, like dance, that you didn't need to be...
Zahra herself was out searching for the deadly Trio and Tankena. She was disgusted that she had to waste her time like this. There had to be a way that she could break free of the control that her mistress had over her. Preoccupied with her thoughts she hadn't noticed that she had drifted close to the city that Jake and his Jinns were in. Too late Zahra sta...
Alan stood there for a few moments, though the lizard guy wasn't really a challenge to him, it still amazed Alan the arrogance lizard guy had. Hopix was holding her anger in check she could feel the guy was nowhere as strong as Alan, but still he was making threats. Looking at Alan she saw he was deciding what to do, go after the stronger of the two or the l...
"Go out with YOU? Are you crazy? I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last creature -- and I do mean creature -- on the face of the Earth! Get a life, loser!" With that, Gloria Van Arsdale turned on her heel and strutted off. Harold watched as her pert blond ponytail and sweatpants-clad butt wiggled down the quad and out of his sight. "So much for the...
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ― Thomas Paine While you were sleeping ― buying your seventh BMW, getting married, paying "taxes," pumping out progeny, or watching TV ― the following happened: The motorized cock pump sputtered. The hairy husband sporting it set flame to the business...
This story is dedicated to a fan "Blonde Katie" who inspired it. * Katie Sugden had had a busy day. A new horse had been delivered to the livery stable she ran from Home Farm in Emmerdale, and he needed bedding in. Four one hour riding lessons had been given, then she had to "muck out" the stables. She stood under the shower, trying to get the smell of...
Myrna stood before the town council, hands tied behind her back. A throng had gathered in the market square to watch the trial. "Myrna Skitts," said Mayor Brundle, "you stand accused of panty theft." His mouth twisted in disgust. Murmurs of disapproval rippled through the crowd. "Do you deny the charge?" Myrna shrugged. "I guess not." She wore a blouse tha...
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