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Santa's Gloves

by Spencerfiction on Jan 21, 2020
Humor & Satire

The doorbell was insistent. It rang and rang. Then it rang and rang again. When it rang a third time following a pregnant pause, and commenced continuous ringing, I roused myself from my nice warm divan bed, despite one broken corner supported on a pile of books, and stumbled the five or six feet to the front door of my crappy one-room studio flat, where the...

Traveling Wife

by nyskjerrig_mann on Sep 24, 2019
Loving Wives

Bob Dylan's voice, in a pleasant level from the speakers; "The times, they are a-changing". And as I listened, I enjoyed a glass of red wine, reflected of life itself, my life, women and particularly my wife. Not many years ago, women stayed at home and men worked. And some lucky men travelled on business, stayed at hotels, drinks in the bar and happy life....

Simon Says

by stripgnd on Oct 8, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It was another tedious day at work. I am a full time student, but in the evenings and at weekends I work in a supermarket. I work in the offices, photocopying, filing, data input as well as taking calls from stupid people, and on occasion perverts. Between 7pm and 10pm seems to be the popular times for people ringing up and asking what colour underwear you h...

Humiliating Life of a Lotto Winner Ch. 03

by SpencerPow on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

I first met Stella's personal trainer Jonathon when collecting her from the gym. Average height, slim build, cropped blonde hair with a good tan. He's a very energetic guy. Always looks smartly dressed in designer sportswear. Stella invited him round for drinks one evening. Although my wife spent ages getting ready she came down wearing a simple open neck...

Another Dateless Saturday Night

by Rescue325 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was another boring dateless Saturday night, so I called you to see if you wanted to come over for take out and a movie. You said you'd bring the food and the beer if I'd go grab the movie. You worked too hard to have time to meet a woman and I gave up men after a disastrous relationship. We were perfectly matched to be best friends. We ate dinner as you s...

Lucky Alex Ch. 03

by sandy_rock on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Chapter 3 Decisions I followed Lorraine down to the kitchen where she filled the kettle. "We'll try not to let this cup of tea get ruined shall we?" She plugged the kettle in and switched it on then walked over to where I was leaning against the worktop and removed two cups from the cupboard next to me. I cupped her face and turned it toward me and softly...

I Amaze Myself

by Texas Tease on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

The moans fill the room with the familiar sound of a porno soundtrack. I watch as some guy shoves his thick cock in and out of some chick’s snatch. I love to see when her lips wrap around his cock, as though she doesn’t want it to leave. The noises the guys make turn me on almost as much as watching the fucking on screen. Every moan, grunt and utterance mak...

No Batteries Required

by Priapus II on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

The new Sex Shop in Main Street had finally opened, despite opposition from civic bodies, hypocritical neighbours and professional objectors. Now into it's third week, sales had just started to perk up, much to the relief of Mr Everard, the manager. Candy, the young, tight assed, blow-job faced assistant, was doing her nails during a slack period, when the...

Lock And Key

by ksu328 on Sep 1, 2017
Fetish

As the first snow of the season started to fall on my small hometown, my sex life started to make a turn just like the seasons. Well, I guess since I've never really had a sex life besides jacking off my little pee-pee, you could say that my sexual freedom was changing. The little box (ironic that it came in such a small box) arrived on a Wednesday and as m...

Apartment

by PenelopeSandalwood on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Sitting alone in your Bogotá apartment on Christmas Eve, the heat is stifling and the tequila is going down smoothly as you decorate the imitation tree your mom sent you when she found out you wouldn't make it home for the holidays. Mom being mom, also sent Christmas DVD's, lots of packages dressed up with pretty paper, ribbons and bows. You turn on the DVD'...