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Olympus has Fallen Ch. 24

by Gaius8666 on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

It was only 9AM and already 94 degrees and climbing. Out on Route 60, just east of Phoenix, Arizona; Rosalita sighed as she looked out the window and watched the Armadillo she had been tracking over the past hour, finally keel over onto its side and go rigid. Its four tiny armored feet pointed straight into the sky, the claws curled up into tiny angry fists...

Perfection

by PJPerkin on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

Grant was rushing around, trying to get ready as quick as he could. He was determined not to be late for their date tonight. He'd booked this restaurant months in advance, knowing it was her favourite and it'd be packed out. Valentines is always like that, but he wasn't such a cynic like all of his friends. He thought Valentines Day was just another excuse...

Afternoon Tea on the Lawn

by Tomsparty on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I waited outside the shop for it to open. It was quite chilly and my legs where frozen even though I wore an expensive pair of sheer stockings. The dress wasn't much warmer and I wished I had a full-length coat. Trish, the owner was the first to arrive. 'Hello darling, nice Christmas?' She knew full well that I had enjoyed my best ever Christmas. I had rec...

Getting Hers

by BigGunnz on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Author's note: Some parts of this story refer to a previous story of mine - "His Lady in Red." Special thanks to Lit user "Vay" for help with editing. I've struggled with finding the proper category for this story. It is not the beginning of a relationship, but the overcoming of the problem of a stale sex life within a relationship, and the positive outloo...

The Ninth Caller Ch. 05

by Gaius8666 on Sep 15, 2017
Erotic Horror

"Frank, if you just could talk to her for a few minutes. That is all I am asking, just a few minutes. Is that really so much to ask? It's important," Jane asked. Frank glared back at her across the WNBC studios and shook his head. "Look, I know Sofia was good for our ratings last night, and I appreciate that and all, but—" "—It's more than just our ratings...

Young Master Ch. 05

by smittysimon on Sep 19, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I was running through the mansion, being chased by something so horrifying that I didn't dare to turn around and see what it was. I tried to find my room, but the once familiar hallways were now disjointed and strange, as if the building had be rearranged and some pieces had been replaced with imitations that had a sinisterly artificial look to them. My purs...

Sex Kittens Ch. 02

by Dominique1 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

This story is mainly set in a fantasy world in which our laws of sex and biology are different. It's over the top in some ways, so don't take it too seriously. It's just a bit of fun. ++++ The Story So Far: A woman called Sue has been taken to a parallel universe by Dominique, a pervert "sex kitten" who is half-human, half-cat. Dominique's world is pornocr...

Felicity Ch. 30

by jjcolejr on Sep 11, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 38. Laura Barry was a middle age single man with a daughter in college. He was a science teacher at a high school but his salary was not enough to finance his kid in her university even with her scholarship. He did not need that much more, basically just fees and books but he did not have the money for them. He did not want to work a second job al...

Carol's Christmas [redux]

by Pornocles on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

[Note: This is my first work reposted with better editing and a few other tweaks.] 'Twas the night before Christmas... Carol was determined not to let the bombshell that had been dropped on her ruin her Christmas. She and Derek had been looking forwards to their first festive season in the City, they had moved there together at the beginning of the year....

Look Ma, No Hands!

by markyoni on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It hadn't been the worse day I'd ever had at the hospital but it was close. And now, like a last minute reprieve from the governor, the fresh clean air of the forest was overwhelming my senses. Maybe I should explain. I'm a pediatric nurse, big hospital, well, okay, a medium sized hospital in the Pacific Northwest. Single, in my late thirties and when every...