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The Interview

by Amy_D on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

When the New_Times sent me to the set of "Toys Not Boys" to interview newcomer Bridget Young I was very hesitant. I do not do fluff pieces and I do not interview porn stars. I did rent a few of her movies before heading to Southern California to conduct my interview. I did not see anything special about her performance to warrant my interest and I still coul...

Going Dutch

by Arthfawr on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Ailsa The British tax system got really hostile to free-lance computer dudes, like myself, so I went contracting in Amsterdam doing disaster recovery. We made sure that people's computer systems didn't go down, or if they did, it didn't lose too much information or money, and sink the company. There's a bit more to it than than but suffice to say, in crossi...

Aliens Just Wanna Fuck

by KingAaronIV on Jul 10, 2015
Science Fiction

"Sir this rock is giving off living energy." Private Cassidy said as she picked up the rock and handed it to Sargent Dutch. "Strange." Dutch said examining the rock. "We need to take this back to the scientists back on Earth." Dutch walked back toward the ship while Cassidy continued examining the surrounding area. "There's...

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Don't Lose Your Bet

by DixitDomina on Mar 18, 2020
Fetish

The Sophomore class of Ancient Cultures at the University of Göttingen has just about 54 students. As a small class, they all know each other and have good interpersonal relationships. It was the day of the first assessment test in the summer semester, and Dr Patrick was standing tall at the front of the class. "You have just 40 minutes for this test. An...

A Drink with the Deacon

by MysteryWriter on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

BOOK 2 A DRINK WITH THE DEACON. 1921 We left the church cemetery in the old T model truck. The top had long since turned from simply leaky to almost non existent, the ride was cold and miserable because of it. That ride and my mood were a perfect match for one another. Bobby pulled the T model into the dirt yard of the home place. The family home was no...

Lucky Bastard

by MaxwellSpanx on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Donna - the sort of girl you want to bend over your knee and slap her bottom until it turns purple. She's fresh out of school and prime to end up like all the other girls on this estate... Pregnant. And God would I love to put a bun in her oven. Not that I'm into all that preggers porn. They just look fat to me. But I'd rattle Donna until she was about to po...

Nomad's

by shirleyann on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Coco Reynolds was finally finishing her first shift at The Last Stop diner in a tiny little town called River's Bend. Her feet were killing her. The owner had been nice enough to hire her right off the street, even without any previous experience. One of the other waitresses had been especially unfriendly to her, being less than helpful in regards to teach...

Amsterdam

by HelenHall on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Here we are, Babs, two seats. This reminds me of the days when we used to sneak out of college to the coffee shop in the high street. I don't know about you but I am going to have a cappuccino with lots of froth and lots of chocolate. How about you? Just a latte -- are you sure? What about one of those chocolate eclairs? No? I hope you didn't mind me calling...

Og's Blog Pt. 07

by oggbashan on Jul 15, 2020
Reviews & Essays

Og's Blog Pt 07 Og becomes a civil servant. Part 03 Training Courses Author's Note: Because of the Official Secrets Act, this has to be regarded as a fictionalised account and names will be omitted or changed. Any names given will not be the names of real people. Please note that Parts 01 and 02 of Og's blog are transcripts of posts made on the Authors' H...

Inside the Athlete's Village Ch. 01

by bluedragonauthor on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

**** WARNING: This is a stroke story. It contains group sex, oral sex, anal sex, facials, girl-on-girl, and lesbian incest. It does NOT contain significant character development or much of a plot. If any of that bothers you, read something else. Similarities to real people are quite intentional, but names have been changed to protect the less than innocent....