Dutch Oven Fart Stories

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For the Love of a Good Wolf Ch. 02

by liqrdrms on Sep 24, 2019
NonHuman

Once again, thanks to lilgirlsix for the inspiration and all characters are over 18 years of age. ******************* I woke up after what seemed to be several days. It was all a blur but what was remembered was being sick and was getting worse. Hallucinations were running rampant I think because I could swear that my redheaded goddess from the meadow was...

Coffee Bitter As Love

by DoctorSintax on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Coffee seemed to be the pole around which life revolved then. Take the coffee bar in the hotel beside the railway station, where Jane used to arrive on her commuter train in the morning. I usually got there first, and would grab the window table – our table, it was, for a season – looking out over City Square. Sometimes I would sneak a look at the crossword...

Tunisian Dreams Ch. 01

by RubiaLaFaye on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

The drizzle was slowly but surely soaking her and making navigating a bicycle over the "kinderkopjes", the granites cobble stones like round children's skulls, of the small streets of the old Dutch university town, a dangerous affair. One too rash move would have her sliding. Nevertheless, Maartje almost willed her bicycle forward and peddled as fast as she...

Desires of the Smallest Room

by Adrian69702006 on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

(This is a new story which continues a theme which has already cropped up elsewhere. I hope very much that you enjoy reading it as much as I have writing it. However if you're offended by bodily functions, please give it a miss as it won't be your thing.) Adam cleared his plate, munching heartily on what remained of the crispy bacon and free range eggs whic...

How Many First Times are There?

by Scorpio44 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

[I preface my stories because I have received complaints that I don't always write stories that fit people's ideas about how a story ought to go. This story is about three sisters and the extended family connected to them. The category says "First Times, Memories & stories of people's first times". It doesn't specify First Times doing what. It contains discu...

Dot Com Convention

by bradley_stoke on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

"Shit!" said Simon, as a thin trail of semen slithered through the red hair of his freckled thighs. "We've just been making love. Fucking, even. Is this really the time to be speculating about Virginia Falls?" "That is why we're here!" said Lisa. "To see Virginia Falls. If it wasn't for the International Dot Com Convention we'd never have travelled from Bas...

Travelers Ch. 03

by Moon Glade on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

The next day we spent in Delft and when we arrived back at our hotel we went to Martin's room ate some hash candy that we had bought the previous day and had a few glasses of Clynelish before going to a rijstafel restaurant. I was hungry, a little drunk and very stoned when we finally left for the restaurant. We had never had rijstafel before and when all th...

Return Visit Ch. 02

by lilactwist on Aug 31, 2017
Fetish

I sucked on her befouled hand, the fingers shimmering with KY and a smear of her shit stain. I placed her on her back and leaned over to kiss her again, nuzzling her neck and massaging those gorgeous tits. My hands pushed her legs high and bent them back over her head. "Now love, try to keep these high," I whispered. I kissed her cunt and began licking th...

Doc Ch. 13

by kingkey on Sep 18, 2017
Novels and Novellas

When I woke up the next morning my wives were snuggled warmly about me. I just lay there like a sultan of Araby, soaking it up. I drowsily considered the most cost effective way to do my work. If I continued to stay in hotels as I made my rounds, it was soon going to get very expensive. Even if every hotel gave me the same type of excellent discount Mr. Wa...

Stoned and Boned

by SluttySalem on Jun 25, 2019
Erotic Couplings

The kitchen timer rang, and I set my book down. I walked to the kitchen, feeling the plug in my ass shift with each step. My dick stiffened just slightly as I enjoyed the sensation, straining against the thin material of my thong. I turned off the timer, put some oven mitts on, and grabbed the lasagna out of the oven. I had just set it down on top of the sto...