Dutch Oven Fart Stories

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More Dutch & Rosa Ch. 09

by Paris Waterman on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 9 Formerly 28 Continuing the Long Day – Part 2 11:20 AM Sharon, smiling blandly at him said, "I believe there's a motel three blocks over if you take the next right. Let's go there and finish this . . . conversation." A few minutes later they were in the motel and Mundra was pulling Sharon's face to his. As their faces neared, he watched her as s...

Spoiled Little Dutch Girl

by JackInDiane on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

I saw her as soon as she walked onto the train platform. Gorgeous, petite, and fair skinned... Long, fine blonde hair... Very typical Dutch girl. She must have also just come off a long haul flight like me. She was dressed almost in pajamas -- two tight camisole tops in different colors and a pair of stretchy, checkered, capri pants that were almost painted...

Going Dutch Ch. 02

by outdoorhorny on Mar 2, 2020
Erotic Couplings

After a quick pause to pull most of our clothes back on, Britt and I made our way to the kitchen. Propped on the counter was a note written in clear script: Darlings (it read)--I have gone to meet with a new client and will not be back until late. Enjoy the cassoulet and each other's company! Mam/Lara Smiling guiltily, Britt and I found a cast-iron po...

Moving Day

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

Susie Patterson watched the movers as they efficiently transferred furniture and boxes from the big moving van to the house that had just had its "For Sale" sign removed and wondered what the new people would be like. She hoped they would be as friendly as the male members of the previous family had been. She fondly remembered the two sons, who had been stud...

The Vicar of St. Dunstan's Ep. 01

by Nigel Debonnaire on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The first of three episodes a new series about Fr. Alfred, Vicar of St. Dunstan's. Categorizing these episodes is tough, since there isn't a "Dramedy" category on this site. Suggestions for future episodes are welcome, if you'd like to see more of Fr. Alfred and his flock. The Quilting Ladies The tri-weekly run ended with a sprint across the high street to...

The Engagement Ch. 12

by Grouchojim on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

July 22, 1999 --- An Interesting Day Sitting in his office, Dutch had his feet up on his desk and was alternatively reading the San Jose Mercury News and munching on a corned beef sandwich. His eyes read one of the day's headlines: "Hewlett Packard boss, Carly Fiorina has encountered a rough road to new ground internally. Fiorina has had difficulty winning...

Power Drill

by sr71plt on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I knew she was trouble when she walked onto the shop floor. There was a "don't mess with me" attitude about her that belied her small stature and would be out of place here. Not that she necessarily would instigate trouble, mind you, but that trouble would sniff her and break out all over the place. "Uh, I'm not sure this is the place for you, hon," I mutte...

1994: Expanding Our Game Ch. 01

by gggsss1962 on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

1994: Expanding our game: Fun with the Friends Ch. 1 1 - Marco Karin and I were so much intimate that we felt frustrated we couldn't get even closer. Or so we thought. One of the funny examples of Karin unexpected shyness, was her reluctance to tell me stories from her kinky past. She wasn't proud of it, and she was afraid I could lose respect for her. Th...

The Island and the Girl

by Bo_Singer on Apr 9, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I arrived on the island in the middle of my year-long backpacking trek across the world. It was exactly what I was looking for: warm, sunny beaches, palm trees, a cheap hostel, cheaper food, very few mosquitoes and most of all, very few tourists. Its bars and guest houses were by and large empty and neglected. Many of them verged on forlorn, and the pace of...

It Only Gets Better

by ElderDirt on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Author's Note: This is a story about how a chance meeting led to a much younger woman becoming an intrinsic part of an older bachelor's life. Readers be warned that if you are looking for raunchy and frequent sex, you will be disappointed. The sex that follows is just the spice added to the meat and potatoes of the love story This is my first venture into...