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Dan and the Bottle Ch. 10

by disableddan on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Old Bob Gunderson had asked if they could be brought in, and had, in fact, offered to go with the scout teams to talk with these other villagers. He was the one who'd told Jim about them in the first place, and had already volunteered to guide them to the other villages. It would have to wait for a while, though.... the old man didn't have the strength for...

My Son's Best Friend

by Catmoore on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I have heard, or probably read that men do it. With some men, we can pretty much tell they are doing it when they look at you. I had not, though, heard or read much about women doing it and until recently I most certainly had never done it. But as Gavin leaned back against the work surface in my kitchen and as I looked at him, his clothes seemed to vanish an...

Finding My Dream Wo(man)

by DixeenormousToo on Sep 25, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I'm your run of the mill middle-aged white guy; divorced, decent job, plenty of hobbies, and your standard list of perversions. I love women. I love the way they smell, I love their bodies, I love their personalities, and I really love having sex with them. I've had a few bisexual encounters in my day, mostly back in college, and while I have no phobias abou...

Le Libertin

by samintas on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It had been a long day and I almost made it back to my car when the skies opened up with a summer storm. It wasn't unexpected, the view from my office included the threat of rain all afternoon. Just bloody bad timing, I thought as I ran across the road to the awnings of the stores next to the parking lot. Screw it, I can wait a few minutes to see if it eas...

Anal Sluts Love Anal Studs

by libidinal on Sep 25, 2017
Anal

You'd think we were a couple of seasoned, jaded perverts by how depraved we've become. But I'm only 26 and my wife is two years younger. We married three years ago and almost from the start we started dreaming up and living wilder and wilder scenes, with each other, and then with partners, another girl, two of them, a couple, a guy, two guys. We were bi from...

Katie's Craving Pt. 03

by thehumpman on Sep 12, 2017
Mature

9 The next morning Katie got up, for once she did not feel the need to satisfy herself; she also had one of the best night's sleeps she had in along time as well. John proved to be an incredible young lover and she did not know how if she could continue to resist them. As she stepped to the hot shower she thought about Brett, Doug and Stephen and how each o...

Wet Miranda's Birthday Surprise

by Wet Miranda on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Miranda, please don't spend any money on me. I don't need a gift." Tom argued with me. "But Tom, I want to make your birthday extra special. This is the first time you've had a birthday since we started dating." "Miranda, I'm serious. Don't waste any money on me. My dream birthday is just having over three or four friends, watching the Heat play basketbal...

A Miracle at the Cabin Ch. 07

by memorable_event on Sep 18, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Please read the previous chapters before this one to understand the story up to this point. None of these chapters are stand-alone. This chapter does contain erotic scenes. Enjoy. I was the first to wake. After taking a leak and turning on the coffee pot, I slipped back under the warm covers and lay next to Pam. She was sleeping soundly as I studied he...

The Brand Ch. 04

by Abraxis on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

"A memory is what is left when something happens, and does not completely unhappen." -Edward DeBono 1 "Has anyone seen Vic?" "Nope; not me Mom." "Ne neither." "No? Vanessa, Veronica; neither of you? How about you Vance? Didn't you guys walk home together?" "No Mom. We stopped walking home together." "What? When the Hell did that start?" "Like a cou...

Mondo and Mulholland

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

CHAPTER 1 Newly establishing business security consultant Rivers Mulholland opened the door to his renovated rented office and saw a rat scuttle away. Not an auspicious start but a change after twelve years in the Military Police Corps. The rats he'd dealt with there were two-legged and shifty-eyed if enlisted personnel, steady-eyed if they held officer ran...