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Netflix and Kill

by ConquererWorm on Mar 2, 2020
NonHuman

The average person believed vampires were a myth for most of human history. Some mollycock used to scare children, of course. Then in 1897 Count Dracula announced his existence to the world and declared himself king of Romania, Moldova, and all of Vampire kind. Over a century later tensions between vampires and humans had been... less than ideal. There were...

No Accounting For Chaos Ch. 06

by ElRoylk on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"It changes people, Marcie." He continued the theme he had begun in the car as he let her in the door. "Experiencing alternate pasts changes your view point." He closed the door and took her coat, seeing her disbelief. "I know, it sounds impossible, and none of us are completely certain, but we've been running some very careful experiments and they seem to p...

Irresistible Buzz Pt. 02

by fsqueeze on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

I woke up just after 9:00am. Light filled the room, and though the sheets covered her legs, Aryn's naked back faced me. I ran my fingers lightly down the skin. Noticing the back of her neck and the short, buzzed hair just above it, I touched it with my palm. Her shot hairs brushed against my hand a few times, and then I massaged her neck. It was beautiful....

Arcadia Castle Ch. 06

by Hal1031 on Feb 26, 2019
BDSM

Chapter 6: SERVICING ROOM 14 The knock at my door came earlier than I would have liked the next morning, but Cole didn't wait for me to answer. He had the key, after all. "Did we have ourselves a nice orgasm last night?" he teased, opening the window blinds and flooding the room with light. "Happy Day Three at Arcadia Castle!" "Hey! Do you mind?" I yan...

Cynthia - English Version

by Scorpio58 on Aug 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings

WARNING: English is NOT my first language - I have learned it in school and practiced it a lot in trading, but this is (even though pornographic) supposed to be literature. So please bear with me, or, if not, just read something else. I also need to mention that the story is true, only depicting my personal experience(s). All the names and/or places may h...

Change of Life Ch. 02

by NeedYou on Sep 11, 2017
Mature

As I pulled into the driveway I saw Shirl's van gone, "Shit! Another Saturday afternoon alone", I was thinking to myself. I went into the house and started the laundry. Seems that I have taken that job over completely now. I turned on the TV and then went to clean the family room. I finished it in about an hour, and sat and watched the rest of an old John W...

Frustrated and Fucked

by rose12345 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

If you've read my other stories, you know that I'm separated from my husband of 20 years. It's been about 6 months now. We continued having sex for a while, but I had to put a stop to it. I left him because I wasn't in love with him, breaking his heart in the process. It wasn't fair to continue a sexual relationship when I have no intention of getting back t...

Girl Next Door Ch. 02

by 100 Angry Bananas on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I lay in bed, my head pounding, and I stared at the ceiling. A dull ache throbbed in my abdomen and the back of my thighs. I was cold, and a mound of blankets and sheets sat huddled on top of me like a fabric mountain, wrinkled and sweat-stained. Despite how I felt, I couldn't help but flash on the images of the day: Mrs. Tasker on top of me, bucking, and Ma...

Serendipity Ch. 14

by acup on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Serendipity – A simple day with my little chocolate pixie Many thanks go to RF-Fast for his editing and suggestions that enhanced the story. Any bad grammar left is wholly on me and my artistic style. LEGALESE: Don't read this if you are underage, if it is illegal in your area, if it is offensive to you, or if you cannot distinguish fiction...

The Autocomplete Interview

by DarkSwordsmanReturns on Jul 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Thanks for watching, guys!" said Kiernan Shipka. "I hope you learned something new about us," added Isabela Merced, the gorgeous young starlets singing off in tandem having just tackled the WIRED Autocomplete Interview- a popular series in which the biggest names in entertainment answer the most searched questions on the World Wide Web. An expensive, tr...