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College Friends Home on Break

by michaeljones2014 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

He wasn't expecting Kim to call, even though he knew she was home for Thanksgiving break. Brad knew that she had just broken up with her boyfriend, who happened to be Brad's best friend, so he figured she wouldn't be too keen to talk with him. But when her number flashed on his cell phone, Brad eagerly answered it. "Hello?" he said. "Hi. It's Kim," she sai...

The Examination Ch. 03

by vargas111 on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Although this story is self contained, it contains allusions to two earlier stories, "The Examination" and "On Further Examination." I like to think you will enjoy this one more if you have read the others. Col. Steve Trevor was in a bad humor even although he had good news for his commanding officer. He had broken up a terrorist group that threatened a maj...

Recollections Ch. 05

by sammican1 on Sep 12, 2017
Mature

I had only meant to have a bit of a joke. I had been thinking about contacting you for some time. Well really almost from when we parted the first time. But then things happen, things come up, there are things to do, places to go, stuff to get on with and men to fuck us. Adchicks are so in demand by our account directors, media planners, creative dickheads...

Gym Ratz, Round 02

by LilSheba on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Dammit, this sucks! I've been working out in this gym for over two years now, and until last week, my buddy Ellen was almost always here with me. But she hooked up with her "friend" Tony, and now I hardly every even see her. And if I do she doesn't have time for me. They come to the gym together just about every day, do a quick workout and disappear. I have...

1994: Our Sexy Honeymoon

by gggsss1962 on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

Our Wedding was a stressful event. I know, almost all weddings are, but ours was more than most. First of all, taking it place in Piedmont while we were living next to Milan, my parents were more or less in charge. You can imagine the problems, when the mother takes the lead... Second, I was a Catholic marrying a non-Catholic in Italy. It isn't as you thi...

Love and Papyrus

by ovids_lackey on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Mandy Garcia was haunted by mold. She had dreams about it. She awoke in the middle of the night, still seeing images of her papyrus scrolls falling apart, their delicate edges ravaged by the hungry tendrils of fuzzy gray stains. The other graduate students in the lab were not helping. Lately, they treated her as if she carried the black plague. Even though...

XXX Pure Porn Stories: Arlene

by TallBlondeBustyBlueEyedBimbo on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

This story is XXX rated. Not only must you be older than 18-years-old to read my story but also, and this is tricky, you must be an immature adult. Are you over 18-years-old? Lean to the screen and nod your head in the affirmative or shake your head in the negative so that I can see if you are older than 18-years-old or if you're a minor and prohibited fro...

Abby

by TxRad on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Ah yes, Abby! She brings back such fond memories. She was a cheerleader when I first saw her. A short skirt, a bulky sweater, pom-poms, and a beautiful, vivacious, athletic young woman... what else could a man ask for? I spent wonderful hours watching her bounce around, kick her legs up, and do cartwheels almost every afternoon after school. We were both bre...

My Amazing Night with Christina Ch. 02

by Xtinas_Girlfriend on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I didn't really think anyone was going to like my first story that much, but I got so much positive feedback, that I decided to try and write a sequel. I hope this one lives up to the first one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had been up all night writing a paper for my philosophy class and had finally got into bed around 7am. I had to be up by 9 to get to...

Save The Earth. The End Is Near.

by andtheend on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Earth Day message to help save the planet. Earth Day message to help save the planet with conservationism and ecological efforts changes from help and hope to doom and gloom. "Save the Earth! The end is near! Save the Earth! The end is near! Save the Earth! The end is near!" Charlie proudly and resolutely held up his signs, while marching back and forth,...