THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...
Author's Note: The Village Sluts is a story focused around two women who continue to grow their bond and fall in love as they experiment with their shared fetishes. This story, therefore, contains strong scat and pee play. This includes smearing, tasting, eating, soiling, etc. If you do not share these fetishes, please stop reading. If you do continue to re...
It's Saturday night, and we'd already been discussing what we were going to get into for the evening. Would it be a club, dinner at a romantic restaurant, or a night in. After much discussion and current mood, it would be a combination of them all. I went into my closet to find the perfect sexy dress, asked my man which he'd like to see me in. Of course, he...
This is a clown parody... It is not real... CLOWN LIFE BITCHES This is something completely different... It's about a gang of horny clowns traveling around the country clownbanging famous chicks... They film their adventures and put them on their website for all their Clownies (fans) to enjoy... Strap in and get ready for the ride... Here comes The Horny Cl...
Chapter 15: A Different Kind of Dinner Sarah had just served Jeff a steaming plate of bar-b-que ribs, complete with helpings of broccoli and mashed potatoes, and was about to serve herself a (much larger) plate, when her phone rang. Jeff jumped a little in surprise at her sudden ringtone; it was some kind of fast aggressive club music. He would have been su...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
To Mr. Anonymous next time you want to leave a comment about me dropping my panties for a "NIGGER" leave your name so I know to avoid a racist like you if we meet. Before leaving the rude comment put down your crack pipe and pick up your magnifying glass and drop your pants. That is the reason so many woman pleasure themselves on a real African-American cock...
Hello to those who may be reading this, this is the 2nd Instalment in the Xander series. The edited Chapter 1 will be posted at a later stage. It states in the foreword of Chapter 1 that cars are commodities that are available in this world; however, they aren't cars as we know them. Cars in this world are more like 4 wheeled contraptions, that are powered...
This story contains watersports and poo eating, so if that is not your thing, then proceed no further. If it is, then I hope you enjoy. I was ten weeks pregnant and my bump was just beginning to show when the craving began. It started slowly, I would go to the toilet, and as my, you-know-what would splash into the bowl and the smell would reach my over-se...
She was so horny. It was a delicate ache radiating from deep inside. A throbbing down below that was a physical hurt almost. It was an ache for someone to fill her up inside, for someone to touch all those live wires running around crazily in her pussy. She needed it, wanted it, had to have it, and soon. She walked over to him in a slightly tipsy state. The...