Your name is David. You are a disgustingly skinny moron who has been a huge failure at life. You lost your job, you dropped out of college, and your semi attractive girlfriend broke up with you. Your head is shaved, your armpits stink and you have proven repeatedly throughout your life to have about as much common sense as a monkey. Like all men you have an...
With a loud sigh you tuned out the host still doling out dated pop culture references and brought your attention back to your mashed potato volcano. Scooping up the last of the sacrificial villager peas, you carefully ferried them to the top of mount Spud-suvius; just as their honorable sacrifice was to bring peace to the war-torn city of Steak-topia you jum...
The Big House Brothel. A venerable institution which has stood the test of time. It existed since the 1800s. Catering to the needs of gentlemen with peculiar proclivities which they would rather not let be known. It still exists today, providing the same service but under new management. That's just the way it works. What this House provides in the modern ag...
Anal sex is considered haram according to the most sacred rules of Islam, but I can't help but feel great pleasure as my boyfriend Marcus Claude slides his pole deep inside my bum hole. I lay on the couch, naked save for my hijab, legs spread and jaw slack as Marcus continued fucking me in the ass. In case you're wondering who this is, the name is Abshiro Wa...
She's coming today. I've thought about nothing else since she emailed to tell me she was back from Australia, and that it was time to put our plan into action. We've spent so long planning this, to the last detail, and I've thought about almost nothing else for weeks. I hope she hasn't either. Today, I've found it almost impossible to work; my mind slips t...
In this story, somebody comes across a transformation device. This device allows the user to transform themselves or anybody else into anybody and everything. First choice is... What situation does this story start out with?What's next? Sara, a 24-year old student Sexy girl on a sofa! Two naked women(?) in bed Kate and Her Iffy Shapeshifting Chamber You are...
This a celebrity parody; in no way should any inferences or conclusions be drawn about the character's activities or sexual preferences. This a work of FICTION. Diane had concluded her business and was checking her make-up in the ladies' room mirror of an exclusive Dallas, TX restaurant when the door opened and a striking, elegant-dressed black woman weari...
This column is for all you deviants out there with sexual questions. I will try to answer all that I can, all you need do is to write and ask Aunt Flabby. Dear Aunt Flabby: My wife came home late last Friday night and unexpectedly announced she had been fucking our neighbor for two months. Not only that, she brought home a chastity cage so now my genitals...
After the gorilla asks the Commander permission to fuck my ass, he, the Commander, nods his approval, then walks up to the dark man and whispers something to him. I then feel something warm being poured onto and into my aching puckered hole. The oil is another Mahala laced liquid that instantly relaxes my muscles. After my bottom is smeared with the narcotic...
I was a habitual masturbator and somewhere in the process discovered the joys and pains of anal. I always fantasized about a woman enjoying the pleasure of invading my back door and delighting in the sight of me gyrating and masturbating as she worked on that dark hole between my cheeks. I started visiting massage parlours thinking that ladies who work there...