It's easy and it's fun! "Easy! Well, kind of, not really, not at all. But, it's fun! Well, kind of, not really, not at all." This being my second year competing in Literotica's year long Survivor Contest, I have learned a few things about the Survivor's Contest necessary to win or, at the very least, place in the money. I like the Survivor Contest for two...
*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
AN: Keep in mind people that everything I've written up to this point serves as a first draft of my story so the writing can seem sketch in some points. If I had time to hire an editor or had time to properly edit everything myself, I would. But for the time being I'm just posting you guys my first draft- maybe in the future Ill revise, re-edit, and re-post....
This is where you are. From here you can edit your options and profile and well, basically change your life. The woman in front of you in line has dropped her change and has bent over to pick up each and every penny while you stand gazing down at the whale tale of a thong as it wedges itself deeper between her two firm buttocks. You look to the right and to...
Amanda was my first ever sub but I've rarely come across one more submissive. We worked in different departments of a huge company though had the same job of answering emails. As we initially communicated via that medium, I've been able to edit our original correspondence into the telling of this story. She was 35 when I first saw her at a big meeting one a...
This is a copyrighted original work by the author. All rights reserved. All characters featured herein are at least eighteen years of age, even if not expressly stated. Any resemblance between actual persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental. Everything that happens in this story is consensual sex between a husband and wife. You may want to read My W...
Click Here to listen. The voice in this musical composition is Marilyn Chambers from "Behind the Green Door" I sampled it about 20 years ago and uploaded it into an Ensoniq Mirage sampler. Its been sitting around ever since waiting for me to do something with it. The guitar part and the clavinet part were actually recorded about 15 years ago on 4 track ta...
After Mary got off the plane she had to go through security and she could tell they were staring at her 38 DD's, and legs that go all the way up, and as she walked away she turned her head to see them staring at her gorgeous bubble butt, she knew she was beautiful standing at 6'1", blond hair, blue eyes, 38 DD's, and good muscle definition yet not overl...
For all you Literotica PalmOS PDA users out there who want to take their favorite stories with them on extended trips, puruse while idling in the waiting room, or liven up a boring bus or train ride to work, here's how: Step 1. First, you'll need to download a little Palm document conversion program called "MakeDocW". Unfortunately, and for good reason, the...
EDIT: 1. I just found out that I have been wrongly thinking that Danny's mom is called "Matty" when in fact her name is Madeline Fenton, therefore her nickname isn't "Matty" but "Maddie". 2. Since I have been accused of having stolen this idea from some comic, I wanted to apologize if any of it sounds familiar to you, but i...