You take a deep, satisfying sip from your “Best Guard Ever” mug, the taste of coffee as rich and dark as your reputation. The security monitors in the Arkham break room flicker in front of you, casting an eerie glow over the words “women want me, clowns fear me” emblazoned across your prized cap. Not every guard gets a hat this cool—but then again, not every...
Note- This is an X rated parody of Batman and Batgirl as if made by adult film makers Vivid Studio's. Featuring Emma Watson as Batgirl and Robert Pattinson as Batman. xxx Emma Watson was like a little girl at Christmas when the courier delivered the padded envelope with the first draft of her new movie 'The Batman.' Set for a release in 2021 the English ac...
"What do you mean, we are going to do nothing!" The Martian Manhunter looked at her, "She has broken no laws." "So, you are all fine that she took over Lexcorp?" Wonder Woman demanded. "It has gotten Luthor out of the way for the moment." Superman pointed out. "I'd expect that from you Kal," Diana fumed. "But you are all understating the evil of Pricilla...
There was no doubt that Vixen was excited. The liquid poured from her cunt and the men gathered around her in the back of the Earle Theater could see it. They could also see that Vixen was merrily sucking the cock of a man she did not know, and providing such a hot blowjob that most of them had erect cocks exposed and were stroking. Vixen had been told she w...
[For the record, this is a completely amoral blog post—preaching morals gives me a headache and upsets my ulcer.] * 1. Sex. What is it good for? Were this a song parody, the next line would be "absolutely nothing." But, given that I've had bad experiences with song parodies, I will forgo that. But, seriously, sex ... why bother? I should point out now...
I have been sucked into the thrill and excitement of the Twilight saga. Maybe 'sucked' isn't the most appropriate word, but it's true. Although I found many faults in the first two books, I was inclined to continue reading to see what exactly happens. This book is written very similarly to the other books and thus each twist and turn in the plot just moves...
The obsession continues. Just as I put down my copy of "Twilight", I was then desperate to get my hands on a copy of the next book in the series. I did so and was not disappointed. By the time you read this book, you are in one of two groups of people. You are either absolutely completely obsessed with the book and can't sleep, eat, or do anything until you...
As an author, I have a newfound respect for other authors. I seem to now dissect and evaluate novels on two very different levels. On one level, I view it as a form of entertainment, determining if the story is amusing and interesting. I try to understand the characters and truly see which character I relate to the most. As an author, I am analyzing the plot...
To the reader: what you are about to read are the ramblings of an "older" man who is currently spending a good bit of his time adjusting to the realization that the number of years in which he will continue to be sexually active is decreasing rapidly. As he reaches his 64th birthday this summer, he understands that not only will his physical capabilities beg...
Edward watched his wife get dressed from the corner of his eye as he tied the tie around his neck. "Honey, why don't you show some leg?" "Edward!" said Claudia perturbed, but smiling. She liked that after ten years of marriage, her husband still couldn't take his eyes off her. "I'm serious," said Edward. "If this deal goes through, we stand to make one mil...