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Being a guard in the capital was good honest work. You put your armor on every day, stand at attention, try not to pass out from the heat, and then go back home. Dryas had been a guard for five years, enough to earn some clout, but in this time of peace, he still had not seen combat. He had seen something else though. Dryas had seen the eleven ambassadorial...
**The last chapter chronicled the passage of a lovely human woman through the life of a lonely elf who waits for his love to return to him. It's been centuries. For the Elf aficionados, I'm only going by the rules "kinda-sorta", but if you need specifics, this poor guy is a type of Moon Elf. I'm just an uncultured heathen of a writer and I've never played D&...
High elf noble Solana Fireswan fumed with even more anger than before when she saw the place she had been appointed to rule by her father. The castle town of Milum was not notable in the high elven imperium by any metric. It was a simple nexus of the northern fur trade close to the lands of the tribal barbarians that were not even worth conquering. Some of...
Joey's new life started in darkness but then a red light engulfed him. At first he had not been able to feel anything but slowly his ability to do was increased but this only caused panic in his mind. Joey was barely able to understand what had happened to him when everything changed again. The light faded away and he saw large clawed hands, hands that were...
Lura panted heavily. Her black hands refused to budge from Hammer's expansive chest. She gazed down at his handsome features, the strong jaw, stubbled with several days worth of growth, his lips that glistened in moonlight, and his ever-intense eyes. They bored into her own, like a beholder's eye beam searing into her soul. Her heart pounded in her chest, a...
Chapter 7 - Shopping, Dove Falconhand, Cheap Wine, and Han Solo Before Natalie went downstairs to meet Lou to go on their shopping excursion she decided to change clothes and when she took off her mage robe she noticed it clean as if new. She expected to find dirt and even blood on it from holding Rain the previous night but there was not a spec of dirt or...
"Do you wanna know how I got this jacket?" Mike said. He perched himself upon the glowing blue countertop of the bar like a man looking for a mission. He tugged at his shoulder, displaying the dark leather for the two half-dressed Catians huddled together in the barstools directly next to him. One of the women's catlike ears twitched in his direction. Sh...
In what appears to be a run-down shanty, you wake up in a pile of hay. Sunbeams peer in through the gaps of the wooden walls, as you rise to your feet and stumble off to the make-shift bathroom in the corner of the building. You rub your eyes as you center your gaze on the buffed piece of sheet metal acting as your mirror. You carefully inspect your face.Wha...
Author's Note: This chapter of Twilight's Pleasure is a bit of a somewhat-cliffhanger, so I hope you readers enjoy it. I had to do a bit of research to figure out where to put Variona's lab, but anyway, in this chapter you get a more in-depth look at Variona's experiments from a different point of view. ***** Caithana Duskwhisper snorted softly to hersel...