Elton John Age In The 2000s Stories

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Buttweasel and the Mass Gaying

by Buttweasel on Apr 21, 2020
Humor & Satire

This is obviously heavy satire. Also, there is no sexual activity involving people under the age of 18. * Buttweasel had heard about the gays, and he was terrified. All they seemed to do was mince around, bleaching their own anuses, and butt-scissoring each other until they got AIDS. What's more, it seemed they wanted to spread their vile practices to the...

Laid Like a Rug

by PAPATOAD on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

There is no sex in this story. Sorry. Thanks to the Hip and Knee doctor for editing assistance. * I am not going to bore you with the background of how I met and wooed my wife Marcie. Let us just say that we met in high school, fell madly in love, and married as soon as I got a job. We have been married for eighteen years and have a seventeen year old da...

Rocky Mountain High

by komrad1156 on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

*Note to readers: The inspiration for this story is two-fold. A colleague at work didn't know I was listening when he was 'rocking out' to a John Denver song (there's a real oxymoron) my dad used to love called Rocky Mountain High. That, coupled with a movie my girlfriend, Kay, told me about some time ago called Laurel Canyon, gave me the perfect setting for...

Elton John Fanfic 03 - Patience Garden

by RetroReginald on Jan 1, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

(This is a self-insert story. You are literally you in the story... and you're about to have an enchanting, alluring encounter with the love of your life, Elton John! You can imagine him in any era you'd like~ the 70s, 80s, 90s, etc. For this is a story that's meant to tickle your fancy! This was written with the ladies in mind.) * At the first shadows of...

A Pee Fetish Story: How It Started

by Pissfan1234 on Dec 3, 2019
Fetish

"It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside." The opening line of Elton John's famous 1970 single "Your Song" is instantly recognizable; you immediately know what song is playing even if you don't know Elton John all that well. While the line describes the "butterflies in the stomach" sensation Elton feels about his love for someone, what many might not kn...

Elton John Fanfic 02 - The Truth

by RetroReginald on Jan 1, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Circa 1983. (Contains gay love. Deal with it.) The commotion had been far too long gone since just about everybody was leaving the recording studio. It was 9pm, and the whole crew was headed out for their delayed dinners. Elton, on the other hand, had himself perched up on a lanky, turquoise stool, sitting tall and lean like a he owned a director's chair. H...

Elton John Fanfic 01 - It Amazes Me

by RetroReginald on Dec 30, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

An old-fashioned story where Elton and his wife Renate make the sweetest, deepest love... (Circa 1987, England.) Renate paced around the living room, looking frantically for the vacuum cleaner someone misplaced around the house. "I know it's here! I just saw it last week!" She muttered, looking through every closet in every room now. Her husband Elton wo...

Futopia

by Pflegeprofil on Apr 22, 2025

In the 1910s Futanari started being born. One tenth of all babies initially thought to be male turned out to be Futas instead. A Futa is a woman who possesses both male and female genitalia. Adult Futas are generally taller and better endowed than men. The adult Futa height average is 6 feet, and their average erect penis size is 7.0 inches. Of course, small...

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Far Pangaea 58: Small World

by SZENSEI on Oct 10, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Through out the night Jack Ramse slept with one eye open. Not just for the next unexpected Beast to try and eat him either. His two newfound associates were still too new to him to fully trust. It was bad enough trying to rest without the Sprite named O'tah alias "Iota" clinging to his covered manhood. He needed to break her habit before it got out of hand....

Apology to the One I Loved & Hurt

by TexasAngel28 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I think Elton John said it best: "Sorry seems to be the hardest word." A couple of months ago I posted a story on here called Dear Journal. I never should have done so. What I posted was an actual transcript from my MSN messenger between myself and someone I dearly love. I posted that story because I was angry at him and it was the only transcript I had not...