"I really hate that old fart," whispered Prancer. "Yeah. I know what you mean. Every year that bastard lays on his ass getting fatter, then expects us to lug is sorry butt all over creation so he can look like a big deal once a year. The rest of the year he don't do shit," replied Blitzen. "And he has us dragging his fat ass around in the middle of winter...
The rest of the day passed slowly for Orlaigh as he prepared himself for the conversation he was determined to have that night. He planned speech after speech and discarded them all. His first thought had been to corner Nia and force her to tell him what was going on, why he had been brought here and what her duty was but, as he watched her walking ahead o...
"Taken, you say?" Asked the King. "Yes your highness." The Royal warden bowed low. His face was flushed with blood and he gasped for breath. "Stolen away in the night?" Asked the King. "They must have been your highness. We found this, " he held up an arrow fletched with a single black raven feather. "It was in Prince Michael's bedroom. We searched the c...
ELENA I kneeled in the great hall of Castle Bentius, King and Queen Tiadoa staring down at me from their white thrones. Princess Leveria Tiadoa sat at a lower throne next her father, not even trying to mask her contempt. I suspected she was quite glad of Yavara's disappearance. Were it not for my ranger training, I might've jumped the bitch. "You may ris...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...
It was Alain's coming of age, the day the Elf Lord came. Despite having lived beside the Great Forest all of his life, he had never seen an Elf. There were always stories though. From his mother, tales of when Elves, Men, Hill-folk and the rest worked together. From the old blacksmith in town, lewd rhymes of Elf-Maidens and from his father always the story o...
The Dark Elf Town had schools for its children secluded from the main population of debauchery. Unusual for the species, the dark elves gave free education to every child they could, and the training was quite secular, modest and mundane, from homemaking to sciences for those that could afford the mental capacity. Of course, the majority of the children wh...
Dear Readers, I'm sure you'll be tired of reading revised chapters by now, and I don't blame you. However, I felt the revisions were necessary to help with flow as well as to keep the story fresh in your minds. Please be certain to read them all, there are changes to all of them, and some start and end in different places than where they used to. Unfortun...
Chapter 5 -- Fail Healer. Natalie watched Rain and Derrick go into the woods and out of view and she said a quick prayer for their safety and crossed herself. While not very religious now she was raised catholic, went to a catholic school from kindergarten to high school and even if she did not practice her religion anymore she figured what could it hurt. S...
BIRDS CHIRPED AND sang their pretty songs outside the mudbrick cottage's window. Morning dew sparkled in a rainbow of colors on the leaves of herbs and plants arranged in neat rows. The beds of the small garden, enclosed by low waddle fencing, were lovingly tended. Bushes heavy with berries flanked the gate, the home's doorway and windows. There was a beehiv...