"God damn it," Sharlene snapped, grabbing my cell from my hand before I could answer. "I hope you're having a good evening because your incessant calls have lost my best friend her date." Glaring at her, I snatched it back as the male on the other end called her a bitch. "Hi. Yeah. Call my best friend a bitch again and I'll remove your balls with my abnor...
*so here's chapter six, intended for it to be longer, but I couldn't resist leaving you guys in suspense. Thanks for the comments and feedbacks, please rate and vote.*LS * Chapter 06 Maybe she's not that kind of girl. Jeremy paced around his office trying to settle his nerves and make sense if his conflicting thoughts. It was two days after Christmas and...
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Chris sat on the floor, just outside the door of his new job. He flicked the cigarette into the far corner of the parking lot, took a deep breath then went back inside. The mail room was as busy as he had left. "Finally back from your break huh?" his boss shouted at him. Chris hated him. He wanted to punch him in the face everyday. "Nope, just came in to...
Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This story is a sequel to CO-ED TANDEM BEER PISSING CONTEST. Operators of erotic story web site...
Do not copy me - it's not nice! ADULTS ONLY!! If your not an adult, where the hell are your parents? ##Please send any feedback you have to the link below! I love to hear from people so feel free. Based on my life: Names have been changed to protect privacy. Another Night Out: A Threesome I live with two men. It's not as bad as it sounds - okay maybe i...
"Adam, just because I'm a Muslim woman and wear the Hijab doesn't automatically make me a prude," Zahra Makassed said haughtily, waving the vintage erotica novel Peeping At Pamela by Yolanda Celbridge in my damn face. Zahra likes to read sex stories. I smiled and nodded gently at the lovely young woman sitting across from me. What am I going to do with her?...
The true story of how my fiancé proposed to me; the only things changed were names. And yes, everyone in the story is 18 or older. Please let me know what you think and thanks for reading! * When the time came, I woke up, rolled out of bed, stretched, and headed for the bathroom. Although still sleepy, the grin I was wearing wouldn't leave my face. Tonigh...
Just a quick note to quiverclaw for the comment on the blood bank. I took the moment to address it here for future reference and for a laugh. ***** Alan yawned as he awoke. He felt someone pressed against him, and turned to see Rachel's beautiful face in a very peaceful sleep. He smiled at the sight. She truly was alluring. However, this did not make him...
I had gotten back to the US after travelling around Europe for nearly two years. I had decided to relocate in L.A and was looking for a job to pay for my shitty one room apartment. I had already gone through money in my bank account that I had inherited from when my father died. Most of it was spent on travelling and the money that remained was spent on rent...