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A Crash Course in Grammar

by KillerMuffin on Sep 12, 2017
How To

"I can't write." I see and hear that a lot from the widest variety of people. They don't like it or they "can't" do it. College students are the worst. After public speaking, expository writing has got to be the most hated class. There's a simple reason why. Once something has been written down someone else comes along and puts red marks all over the p...

Since U Been Gone

by JukeboxEMCSA on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I sppose yo're a bit crios abot the way I type. To be brtally honest, I'm a bit crios abot it myself. I know that something's nsal abot it, bt I can never qite seem to figre ot what it is. It's not that I'm confsed, yo nderstand. Well, not as yo wold se the word 'confsed', at least. Bt I jst...well, it's a bit of a long story, bt if yo don't mind a bit of at...

How (Not) to Dirty Talk in German

by Munachi on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Disclaimer: The writer of this text might or might not have had sex with all the persons she mentioned. The situations might or might not be part of her personal experience – or her imagination. In fact, you can't even know if she's really a she. Only she knows that. *** In fact, I am not the right person to write a text about dirty talk in German. There a...

Self-Review for Literotica

by sr71plt on Sep 16, 2017
How To

You've written this really nifty and/or hot story that you want to see posted on the Literotica story site but you're fairly new to this, and you haven't been able to get anyone on Literotica to read it and give advice on making it the best story on the site. What do you do? First, it doesn't have to be the best written or polished story on the site. Reader...

Why I Will Read Your Work

by AnnOnymousFantasia on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I want to tell you what catches my eye and why, so you can incorporate it, if you wish, into your work. Naturally there are genres, fetishes and other topics that fall into the personal taste category that I do not read, and I won't get into; while they have bearing on whether I'll read a story, this piece is intended to provide insight for all writers. Per...

Words, Words, Words

by Thomas Drablézien on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I have a passion for the English language bordering on the obsessive, I have to own up to that from the start. I do not have the benefit of a good education. I suffer from dyslexia, a condition not recognised at the time when I was growing up so my lack of scholastic achievement was attributed to slowness, stupidity or downright laziness. An opinion and att...

How to Punctuate Like a Pro

by KillerMuffin on Sep 13, 2017
How To

What's the point? Other than the dot at the end of the sentence. Believe it or not, you already know a lot about punctuation. You read it every day and your brain remembers it a little, even if you don't. Trust me on this, I'm a total grammar geek. You know when it looks right and when it doesn't, but you may not always know why it's not right. Perhaps...

"Tips on Writing Dialog," Said Smokey!

by Smokey125 on Feb 13, 2018
How To

Good Day! I Began Writing This Essay— Tuesday, January 30th, 2018, 6:31 p.m. "Well, it means being able to find and arrange just the most effective words to communicate your feelings and explain things." —Dr. Deborah Morelli ("Lying Young" part 1) Top of the morning to you! Or, bottom of the evening to you! Or, whenever you happen to be reading. Of the...

The English Teacher

by shoeslayer on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

I had a desire to get back into writing but due to the many rejection notices I received about bad grammar, I had to give this matter more consideration. When I look back I remember thinking,"Damn this English lesson could be used to torture enemy soldiers, and if they did not pass the test, they would be forced to clean the waste out of an atomic powered b...

How to Read Stories on Literotica

by DrKG on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I love erotica. I started reading and collecting it about seven years ago and have amassed an enormous collection since. The 'smut files', as one of my friends affectionately calls my collection, is proudly housed on 3, floor to ceiling bookshelves in my living room, not hidden away in boxes under the bed, as my poor mother prays for daily. I've catalogued m...