Author's note. This ends the story of How Kitten Met Teddybear. To those that voted for the Clitorides Awards, thank you. 2013 Winner, Best BDSM Story - Chapter 31—Postcards Interlude: 25th Anniversary Cindy: Mom can be oblivious at times. She completely forgot that it is traditional for the groom to toss one of his wife's garters. The problem was not t...
This is a parody... It is not real. *** My name is Dick. I took over, as the new President of ESPN, recently. I wanted to make BIG changes and I certainly did. We all know sex sells and I wanted to take that to the extreme here at ESPN. I instituted some very controversial, yet very effective, programming changes and rules here at the Worldwide Leader In S...
This is a sleazy ass fucktastic sex parody series... It ain't real Star of this story : Sarah Spain "Sarah, I have big plans for you. I wanna make you the FACE Of ESPN. You're exactly the face I want all over my network... and the rest of you as well." "Well, thank you James. I appreciate that and I appreciate the confidence you have in me as well. I prom...
FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FACIAL FUCK PARODY I've been having a wonderful time running ESPN. I was hired by Disney to revamp the Worldwide Leader In Sports. I already had an idea of the inner workings of the cable giant. I have a couple of fuck buddies here... Linda Cohn and Maria Taylor... and my girlfriend Sarah Spain. I knew what I needed to do, to jack up ra...
THIS IS A FREAKY PIMPTASTIC FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS A NEW SEX SERIES ABOUT THE WOMEN OF ESPN... THIS STORY STARS RACHEL NICHOLS... ENJOY "James... Can I talk to you? It's important." "Sure Rachel... what's up?" We sat down in the producer's room of The Jump... Rachel's ESPN show. "I just wanted to talk to you about something I've heard from...
It’s Saturday afternoon during a home wrestling meet. It’s late February and very cold outside. Frida (25 yrs.) is a voluptuous Latina (36-24-36) who sits in a chair on the gym floor. She takes off her wool jacket. She’s wearing a thick sweater with no bra. Her tits jiggle underneath and her black hair drops loose. A press pass hangs around her neck. She pul...
It's Friday on a cold February evening. The college gymnasium is packed with wrestling fans. That includes Frida (25 yrs.) who is a voluptuous Latina (36-24-36). She's wearing a heavy coat who sits on the gym floor looking through the "Nikon" digital camera. A press pass is clipped onto that coat. She's been taking pictures of Gunner (21 yrs.) who stands a...
Sarah (30 yrs.) is the former wife (44-24-36) of a U.S., state senator. She owns a penthouse in the city who is a cheap looking, bleach-blonde. She is a big fan of college wrestling, but never goes to any of the meets. She watches every live competition on "YouTube" and follows the athletes on social media. This is the first time Sarah had followed the wre...
Ling (20 yrs.) is a Chinese American beauty (35-24-32) who sits in the bleachers of a large college gymnasium. She had traveled out-of-town for a wrestling meet. It's Friday evening and Ling sits among wrestling fans holding her binoculars. She wears a mini-dress and a blouse with her black hair hanging loose. She says, "I want someone new." She watches...
Fucked Up Freaky Fuck Parody "Lisa... I called you in here today, because I wanted to go over an idea I had for your career. I think it will take you to the next level. I'm very confident it will not only help you move up the ladder here at ESPN... but it will also make you a lot more money." "Well, thank you sir. I'm honored that you would have that much...