by
write4fun22
on Jun 16, 2020
Toys & Masturbation
*Part 5 of an ongoing story...
"Let's discuss compensation," she had said. I couldn't believe it. The job was mine! I was about to be a live-in naked houseboy for this woman whom I'd only just met. My head was still spinning as she pitched her opening offer.
"First we need to remember that you won't be paying rent here. In addition, I'll be covering the co...
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by
patientlee
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Pass Me the Festivus Pole: Group gift exchanges.
As Frank Costanza from Seinfeld would say, "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." Pass me the Festivus Pole, and listen up.
Takes Festivus Pole
This year, the number of group gift exchanges has gotten out of hand for my family. I appreciate that it's an attempt to limit the number...
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by
xelliebabex
on Sep 18, 2017
How To
Not everybody can be Christian Grey or even aspire to that level of luxury. Most people in the BDSM scene are required to be budget conscious as a singular purchase can blow the weekly toy allowance out of the water for a month. So I thought I would write my "How to..." essay on how to build a fabulous toy box on a budget.
Firstly grab yourself a medium-siz...
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by
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 11, 2017
Non-Erotic
It was a small ad in the local newspaper that generated much excitement.
Women wanted for adult films. Talent is more important than looks. Auditions begin at 8am, Monday. Double Dare Films 101 Tremont Street, 7th floor. Boston, MA. 02115
Unfortunately, there was a typographical error in the advertisement. Instead of the ad reading that talent is more...
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by
AfroerotiK
on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish
Reparations
For most white people, their knee-jerk, conditioned response at the mere mention of the word reparations is to scream, "My family never owned any slaves. I'm not paying any reparations! You Blacks need to just get over it, slavery was in the past, let it go for Christ's sake." For Steven Miller, Steven to most, his perceptions were completely op...
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by
SuperHeroRalph
on Sep 14, 2017
How To
This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote.
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How to celebrate Happy Valentine's Day with your honey on a tight budget.
With so many people unemployed and underemployed, after just spending what little money we had on Christmas, it's already Valentine's Day. Now what? Just a Hallmark Valentine's Day card is approaching five dollars and many of t...
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by
SuperHeroRalph
on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote.
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An old, bag lady takes a liking to a man who has shown her kindness.
I'm the type of person who always reaches in my pocket to pass out spare change to homeless beggars. I don't think twice about it; I just do it. Not the best that I can do, it's the least that I can do. What is just loose change to me, ma...
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by
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire
With Christmas just around the corner, I wanted to take a moment to give everyone my Christmas wish list. Hey, you never know who reads this stuff.
"Hey, Bill, say hi to Melinda for me. Merry Christmas to you and to Warren Buffet."
Let's be honest here. I'm too old to believe in Santa Claus, but that does not mean that he does not exist. What do I mean by...
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by
madengineer3
on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic
Coypright 2009 by madengineer3
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America is facing its most dangerous problem since the Revolutionary War. This is not hyperbole. Our way of life, up until the twentieth century, was based upon initiative, hard work, creativity, and individual freedom. (Yes, I know about the gross injustice of slavery. I am leaving that out of the discussion.)
As one who...
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by
southrook
on Feb 13, 2018
BDSM
CHAPTER 4 -- STORMING THE CASTLE
I awoke to the loud squeal of the subway car as we slowed down. I opened my eyes and squinted through the brightness. I groaned in pain as I straightened up into a seated position. Damn, my muscles were sore!
Eric must have laid his camouflage jacket across me while I slept because it slid to the ground as I sat upright. He...
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