My name is Sandra or Sandy, I like Sandy. I've been tethered to Raymond since he picked up my cigarette card in my house where I died, he put it in his pocket. He was just a skinny boy then with a big mop of brown hair and inquisitive eyes. When he and his friend left my house, I found myself in Raymond's bedroom watching him going through his pockets looki...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
The engine of his brother's old 1970 Chevelle cut off as Raymond removed the keys from the ignition. The silence took him by surprise, as it always did when he'd ride in it with Danny when they were younger. He got out of the car, taking note of the stares he got from passers-by in the parking lot as he shut and locked the door. No doubt they were curious as...
"Vanilla" It was five minutes until three and Ingrid stood in front of the sink tired. As she sweat, her thoughts let her forget about those five long minutes. Her fantasy of Raymond looking at her and be kind to her made her heart pound. She had long wished she were forward. She wished she could swallow her fears and make the first move. She was tired of a...
Alex got up immediately after his mother cut the call. He looked at Ellen with pure disgust and he was angered more with himself as he made a grave mistake. He had done exactly the one thing he didn't want to and now he knew that his mother wouldn't leave him in peace until he married Ellen. He went over to Ellen and shook her forcefully "Wake up!" he said...
"I love my Black men, and I happen to know there's more to the whole lot of you than the macho bullshit, lots more, that's why I do this," Mistress Africa said patiently to her new sub Raymond as she applied lubricant all over her strap-on dildo. The six-foot-tall, curvy, brown-skinned and curly-haired biracial young woman smiled with complete and utter sati...
"Pops, you have got to be shitting me," the younger half of the gardening company George Weber and Son exclaimed when he glanced up towards the house they were working on and saw the frail looking silver haired woman in the plain house dress watching the father and son planting bushes near the road. "She looks like Grandma Moses." "Looks are deceiving," Geo...
"Honey, please consider it. It would really help our finances." "Amber, I just hate the thought of you working at Hooters, prancing around, your boobs flopping up and down, and your butt getting pinched by a bunch of dirty old men." "Raymond, I fought off the fraternity boys at a bar when I was in college. I can take care of myself." "It's just so dangero...
Life's busy and it's been a while since I posted a story. I've branched out from my previous themes for this. PLEASE NOTE: as with many of my stories, this has a slow build up. This chapter simply sets the scene for what follows. It's an approach that helps me to get into the various characters and to develop the story, and I enjoy the detail and tension....
CHAPTER 1 Stocky and dressed decidedly behind fashion, Felicity Lott handed the CEO the file and said, "You wanted our best employee for the job. Well here she is, the only downside being age." Gavin Stone scowled, making a face threatening to dogs, infants, little old ladies and executives on the mat facing abrupt termination. It even made Felicity, head...