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Erik's Inheritance Ch. 04

by bthomas40 on Apr 30, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Erik woke up in his own bed, in his apartment. He could see sunlight through his grey curtains. Tossing to one side he tried to go back to sleep but he slowly started remembering the night, and gave up. When he sat up, cold pain ran down his head, like ice water being poured through his spine. Hangover? He barely drank, didn't he? He recalled the night and...

The Journey Ch. 05

by Slave2dbg8422 on May 2, 2018
BDSM

The birds awoke us the next morning. I couldn't believe the depths of depravity that I'd been reduced to the night before. I'd cleaned you up with my tongue last night, however residue of your delicious indiscretion remained. I lovingly cleaned your pussy while you semi-dozed, accepting, and consuming your morning pee, adding to mine, and swelling my lower a...

Saturday Fun

by ChaoticQueen on Dec 12, 2018
BDSM

It started like any other Saturday. I woke late and ate a bagel, drank my coffee and read my over due library book. Since I had nothing to do, and I did not feel like cleaning, I decided to go out. I dressed in jeans and a tee-shirt, usual weekend wear and got in my car. I went shopping and bought things I didn't need and ate more than I should. Hoping to bu...

The Werewolf's Sabbat Ch. 13

by River_willow76 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

Again, Thanks MythOFreak for editing. Hope you all enjoy this chapter even though it's shorter than the others. * "Janette, you gotta get up, baby." Mitch brushed the messy strands of hair from Janette's face as her eyes fluttered open. He smiled down at her and kissed her lips. "I know you're tired but it's already six in the morning and you told Sandra...

Kelsey's World Ch. 05

by riverboy on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

Kelsey woke early. It was happening more and more since she moved home, but she liked it. It made for long, luxurious summer days, the kind you dream about when winter rolls around. The house was quiet when she took her morning shower. She piled her long hair up into a knot on top of her head so she didn't have to deal with drying it. It was definitely time...

Let's Get Fit

by davion2308 on Sep 14, 2017
How To

LET'S ALL GET FIT! If there is one thing everyone wants, it's a healthy, physically fit body. We see beautiful people on television or in commercials and we want to be them. Obesity is an epidemic all around the world and healthy changes are an immensely popular topic for media. On websites, one can find 100 articles with tips and hints to lose weight. Ther...

The Bagel Sandwich Bang!

by Oliver_Clozov on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

"You're an immature prick," Jade yelled at her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend, Randy Sherman, who was in the kitchen looking down at the table. She had been angry for the last few days with his behavior about not being passionate or mature with their relationship. He knew what the real reason was. Jade had moved into his house months earlier and became accustom...

BUSINESS MEETING FINGERBLAST ORGY

by ferretslut69 on Apr 29, 2025

Before I let you in on what happened last Thursday, I’ll let you in on something else: I’m all business. Always have been. As a kid my favorite game was “Business”. In the game “Business” me and my other child friends would sit a few feet away from each other and pretend-work in silence. Every now and then one of us would shout “I’ve made an advancement! Thi...

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How to Lose Weight Effectively

by Bakeboss on Sep 16, 2017
How To

First off, let me say I am not a qualified dietitian and I have no formal training in this field at all. Everything I am saying is found through personal trails and errors only. The only reason I am writing this is that I know there are many people who have a problem with weight gain just as I do. There is no secret to losing weight, no special pill, no se...

The Wanderings of Amy Ch. 01

by caligula97236 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 1 - Robert's Apartment Chicago attorney Robert Johnson sat down at his office desk at 8:00 as usual. Behind him was a plate glass window that overlooked Lake Michigan, but he was in no mood to enjoy the view. Today is December 10, he reflected, exactly six months since Amy, the daughter of his law partner and friend John Debbs, had disappeared. It h...