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Spreadsheet Formulas

by tkoberon on Dec 25, 2019
Erotic Couplings

"That formula has circular references, sweetheart!" my boss told me as I titillated her clitoris with the head of my cock. Oh, so she's more of a vaginal than a clitoral, I thought to myself and changed tack. Is that normal with Indian women, I wondered. I drew out and she seemed to panic. "Vhere are you going?" as she shoved me back in with her hands on m...

How To Break the Literotica Toplist

by Tink4Fairy on Sep 11, 2017
How To

Have you ever wondered why some authors seem more popular than others? Why do some stories get so many views and votes, while others languish without the hope of a little red "H"? Why does it seem easier to get into the toplists in some categories but impossible in others? Is there some secret formula for writing a popular story? Yes, actually, there is—at...

Michael's Final Gift

by alexcarr on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Michael had died. As sure as life meets death he had left the blue planet and I was quite alone in the world. Bereft of the man I had loved and cherished for nigh on a decade. It was hard, it was sad, sure it was and nothing that had ever happened to me before had hit so hard. All the time I was thinking just how wonderful it was to share, not just a deep m...

Puppeteer Ch. 05

by Nirkal on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Hello everybody! Yep, a new chapter! Few of our lovely catboy, but that will change and this chapter describes why. Curious? Then read on! Many thanks to my beta Cassiopeia, who's good at betaing and at kicking me into writing! If you like, please leave a review and rate! ---------------------------------------- Eels, Painter and Necklaces This night I go...

Swayze

by DirtyyDom on Feb 26, 2019
Humor & Satire

*This story is a fictitious account of real-life events from a twenty-somethings adolescence that have stained his image of self-worth, and the restorative powers of expelling these occurrences on a New Years lover.* ***** "Will I ever see you again?" Sarah sighed and looked down, stirring a rock candy swizzle stick around the edges of her coffee mug. "A...

Art Model Ch. 04

by snicker69 on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

“That all depends on what it is, this was kinda fun,” said Paul with a big smile. “What did you have in mind?” Carri chimed in. “I don’t know. Something with less physical contact unless we put some clothes back on. To be honest it was kinda exciting, but I just not that comfortable with it.” Sarah replied. “Ok, that’s cool.” Jen said. “How about Trivial...

My X-Change Story

by Deste003 on Apr 22, 2025

An Intriguing Ad It was just a normal Tuesday night. I was just getting into bed and scrolling through Tik Tok. All of a sudden an ad comes on. Usually I scroll right by but this one caught my attention. “Have you ever wanted to experience the other side? Ever wanted to just experience a different life for a bit or maybe longer? That is what X-Change was mad...

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Co-Worker Fantasy Pt. 09

by TheOldLady on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

She smiled, excited by the attention. She reread the note "Peaches, I don't wrap things, but I saw this and I was THINKING about you and your train ride" She enjoyed knowing he thought of her when she wasn't around. The box was relatively lightweight and she didn't have any guesses on what could be inside. She shook it a little bit but that didn't help ei...

Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

Excel for Dummies

by simply_cyn on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sean sat down at his computer almost heavily, dreading this part of the assignment in particular. He was never any good with these damned things and now he had to his hard-researched information into an Excel spreadsheet. He hadn't even used this particular program before. This was going to be just fucking great! Sighing, he booted up the machine and flippe...