The door to the doctor's surgery clicked shut behind us. The news I had just been given, that I was infertile, shocked me to the core. After my wife Sam had been found to be positively fertile, the finger of blame had pointed in my direction and an appointment with our local doctor and a sample of my sperm (which Sam kindly helped me produce) confirmed that...
A fictional story about fictional characters. ***** Donna and Jackie were mad...no, they were pissed. The entire gang (except for the foreign exchange student, Fez, who was on an outing with his host family) was in the Foreman basement (when weren't they in the Foreman basement) and Jackie and Donna were being ignored. Jackie Burkhardt was used to being th...
16 Life had gone dull--dull--dull. Irene and Julie had drifted away. It seemed that they were so interested in each other now that they just didn't have time for Tanya. Every now and again, they would run into each other around the campus. Greetings were friendly and there was a sincere interest in knowing what was going on with all of them but the lust an...
By jay.palin © 2008. All Rights Reserved. All characters are at least 18 years old. My 22 year marriage was over, for reasons too numerous to mention. Our two kids were grown, had graduated from college early, and my former wife had naturally gotten the house in the divorce. My dad had died many years before and Mom had passed on more recently, leavin...
The doorbell rang. "Fuck," Lucy exclaimed under her breath. She glanced down at the odometer on the treadmill, just one half mile short of her eight-mile target. Sweaty, and pissed that she didn't have time for a cool down, she hit the stop button. "Give me a minute," she shouted up the stairwell. Debbie fidgeted at the front door, already regretting the...
*Domestication may be our second greatest accomplishment, exceeded only by Fire* Thank you Frontma for editing yet another one. (Yes, this tale is supposed to be somewhat humorous and outrageous too. While not always comedic I'd like to think it is mostly a good-natured romp.) Making Mistakes "Back up, all you horny bitches," Rio growled. "Clearly he's...
I had no idea there was anything different about me until just after my 15th birthday. That's when I joined the Junior Varsity Football team and took my first public shower after a particularly strenuous practice. Bobby Larkin, the class clown, took one look at my pecker and let out a whoop. "Hey everybody! Check out the elephant trunk between Derek's legs!...
Lisa leaned into the curve, her thick mane of black hair whipping behind her. The mountains of Vermont flashed by and her motorcycle purred between her legs, soothing away the stresses of life. Her ex-husband had always looked silly on it but it fit her small frame perfectly. Now she could even drive it, her ex had always made her ride behind him. A young m...
Like a swirl of murky water shifting and clearing, Amber slowly drifted out of slumber and opened her eyes to narrow slits, getting used to the morning light as she lay, waking, in bed. Yet something was wrong. First of all, her bed had never felt this hard, and there were no blankets or bed sheets either. As her still muddled mind slowly drifted out of...
VII. For a while Matt had been a bit of a perpetual student. He had gone UBC directly after high school and spent the mandatory five years getting his B. Com. Then, without a break, without even making the generally recommended change of venue, he plunged right into the MBA program at the same university. He met Jenn while doing that, despite a social life...