Quick-Witted Excuse #1: For Males When Caught Cheating Recently, I posted my quick-witted excuse for females when caught cheating. Now, I post my quick-witted excuse for males when caught cheating. Excuse #1: To tell your wife, girlfriend or significant other when caught cheating. (The writer claims no responsibility legally, civilly or otherwise should y...
In the year 2025, a human mother birthed the first member of a new divergent species in Kabul, Afghanistan. To call it a “species” is in fact not entirely accurate as they are able to produce viable offspring when mating with a human, however, their children are always female and the human male always dies as a result of procreation. In addition their offspr...
For hundreds of years the wolf people have fought with the humans, bringing your kind to near extinction. You were born in the last known wolf village in all the lands, and grew up as one of the strongest of your pack. Many other young male wolves challenged you, but you defeated all of those who stood in your way. Once you matured, the males who foolishly s...
With the help of a polar bear, a man proves, conclusively, that global warming exists. Dave lived in Alaska. He's lived here all his life. Just after Alaska was purchased from Russia in 1867, his family settled here in the 1880's, long before it became a state, in 1959. Rejecting the wild west gold rush that panicked people with dreams of instant wealth t...
Prologue: In all the long history of life there has been struggle, always fighting for energy and resources against the entropic nature of the universe. The very first lifeforms on the planet Earth had to contend with a very young, very hot planet that cared nothing for their survival. For every cell death was inevitable, save the ability of these cells to r...
You are the white wolf Sifr of Stonetalon. Six feet long (not measuring your tail) and two and a half feet tall, no other predators dare challenge a beast such as you. Legend amongst the few native denizens still remaining in the area. Stories tell of your uncanny intelligence and voracious appetite, a reputation you’ve carefully nurtured over the course of...
*Author’s note: This story is Public, if you have an idea, start writing (but please read the rules first)! If you are not sure about something you want to write, feel free to ask me anytime!* Mankind faced the threat of extinction, as a strange epidemic eradicated all men. To save humanity, an ancient witch circle stepped out of the shadows and taught the p...
The dark-coated Wolf wandered through the forest, if such nightly prowls could truly be considered wanderings. It had been ten years since The Fall. The Zombie plague came, wiping out ninety percent of the world's population. Ten percent of seven point one billion is still a lot of people, some would say. Of course, those who would say that are without a dou...
Chapter 13: Shush While still at college I learned man is a product of nature meant to provide diversification to the species, ensuring survival in cases of otherwise mass extinction, and little else outside of killing and destroying. Men, if left to themselves, inevitably sink to the lowest level, becoming a terrible unchecked weed choking the life out of...
"It started when an alien device did what it did... " This was how the story of Ben "Ben 10" Tennyson started at the age of 10, which was also the age he first save the universe. At Fifteen, he had saved the Galaxy was extinction during the Highbreed Wars. He also defeated his old foe Vilgax, who had conquered ten worlds. At Sixteen, he s...