As my 30th birthday approached, my wife Eva told me she had a special surprise planned for my birthday. She said she thought I was going to really enjoy it. Later I overheard her making reservations at a French restaurant that had recently opened to rave reviews. I was eager to try it. I thought I knew what my surprise was going to be. My birthday fell on S...
Back in the day I had this funky little car, day glow pink with cute yellow flowers on the hood and sexy low bucket seats. I used to make my hubby, who I nicknamed sad sack, drive so I could lie back, feet on the dash, sipping my wine. Pulling up at a gas farm was always fun. Predictable piggy men would stare at the car expecting this hot chick to be driving...
This is the story of a young man's ascent into manhood. What you are about to read are actual incidents from my teenage years. My first sexual encounter came on one of those fabulous spring days and is what all young men hope for - initiation into the joys of sex by an experienced older woman. My best friend Bobby and I had been shooting some hoops in th...
You were waiting in the slow line, patiently. Texting a friend, no place to be in a hurry. You had no idea that i was there. I walked behind you as quietly as i could and leaned my mouth down behind your ear and whispered, "Fuck, Anna, seeing you always gets my heart pounding and my cock so fucking hard." Stunned to have a strange man sneak up and whisper...
I usually go for a run on Sunday mornings before breakfast. As I turned into our street, I met up with the neighbour's daughter, who was out for a morning stroll. She was wearing a tight one-piece leotard and a tiny miniskirt. The white leotard was stretched over her ample tits. Even in the half-light of the morning, I could see her nipples through the thin...
Disclaimer, this story is fast becoming a novel is a work of fiction for the most part the names used are not real people, the businesses, locations, and organizations while real are used in a way that is purely fictional to add realism to the story. *** Jack waited until I was finished, "Ok we'll start off with some prep on top and then I want some ass t...
Valentine's day: That one day in the year where married couples all over the country make that special effort to inject some romance into their insipid stale relationships. That one day when your husband makes that special effort to make you feel cared for, loved and appreciated. Except, if you're my neighbour, Sue-Anna. Her husband is obsessively devoted t...
Greetings, folks. My name is Jack Brandao and to be honest, I am a sexually adventurous young Black man. I'd like to take you on a tour of my wickedly erotic lifestyle and myriad adventures. You name it, odds are that I've done it. If it's something of a sexual nature. Yeah, I'm freaky like that. Life is fun when you're open-minded and sexy. It's going to ge...
Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
I was home relaxing in front of my TV when a knock came at the door. I knew it wasn't Kim. She wouldn't dare show up uninvited. When I opened the door I almost fell over. There was standing Kourtney looking fabulous. She was wearing a yellow knit minidress with a low-cut neckline. I couldn't see a bra on her. She was made up with deep eyes and a whitish-pink...