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Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde VI

by kittybeaver on Nov 5, 2018
Humor & Satire

Tina shoved her hands into her coat pockets. Soon she'd need to bring gloves with her on assignments. Cold weather gloves, she specified in her mind. She always had latex gloves on her, just in case. She glanced down at the book open in her lap. Sitting on a bench in the middle of Perspective Park wasn't the best place to read, but it was the best place to p...

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde V

by kittybeaver on Oct 9, 2018
Humor & Satire

The office was still and quiet as the grave, which was odd considering the bodies had been removed three days prior. It seemed disrespectful to turn on their flashlights, so Tina and Dirk stood quietly and waited for their eyes to adjust to the dark. The glow of the street lights flowed in through the bay windows. It cast long shadows on the rug, but it also...

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde III

by kittybeaver on Jun 5, 2018
Humor & Satire

"I can't believe it," Dirk said for the eighth time that day. "A real live spaceship and real live aliens!" Tina Blondel, the Secret World Security Organization's top agent, glanced up from monitoring the extraterrestrials and shot her partner a brief smile. He was still in the early stages of his secret agent training and today was his introduction to the...

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde VII

by kittybeaver on Dec 25, 2018
Humor & Satire

Dirk took a step back, wiped the sweat from his forehead and studied the engine again. He'd been working on the car all day, trying to fix the problem with the doohickey that fed into the whatchamacallit. It was clogged or cracked or maybe even clogracked. Whatever the problem was, he wasn't going to give up. He'd fix that damn car if it took the rest of his...

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde

by kittybeaver on Jan 14, 2018
Humor & Satire

Of course he was good looking. In fact, 'good looking' was an understatement. 6'4" and 240 lbs of muscle clad in tight blue jeans and an equally tight red t-shirt, he was intimidatingly gorgeous. Dirk Allen made his living as a male model, so Tina had expected intimidatingly gorgeous. Good thing for her she wasn't easily intimidated. If he hadn't been her a...

Mirabela

by Scorpio58 on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

AVERTISMENT: Intamplarile descrise mai jos sunt reale, asa ca a trebuit sa schimb numele proprii si, eventual, unele locatii. NOTA: Ii multumesc si pe aceasta cale lui Dr_Vlad, care a avut amabilitatea de a citi acest text inainte de a fi publicat. Intotdeauna parintii mi-au spus sa ma feresc de femeile stricate... Am saptesprezece ani si ma intorc de la...

The Boys in Blue Ch. 01

by RobinLane on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

************** The Harrier was dying. Shrapnel from a rocket propelled grenade had entered the inlet of the Rolls Royce Pegasus engine and broken a turbine blade, starting a chain reaction breaking further blades, the jet engine was tearing it self to pieces. Warning lights and audible sirens were filling the cockpit. A moment off panic had passed throug...

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde II

by kittybeaver on Feb 13, 2018
Humor & Satire

The expression on Dirk's face when he burst into the Secret World Security Organization's regional headquarters said it all. His first solo mission had been a success. Tina was so proud of him. Fac-Tel had warned her it would be a mistake to send Dirk Allen on a real mission. But the super computer's specialties were remote monitoring and logistical back-up...

Big Dirk Allen and the Tiny Blonde IV

by kittybeaver on Aug 7, 2018
Humor & Satire

The breeze ruffled through Dirk's hair like the fingers of a lover. He smiled, enjoying the playful caresses along his scalp. He picked up his speed and the wind reciprocated. What had been flirting before was now full on foreplay. That was probably taking the metaphor too far. He was running really fast. It was kind of fun. Not long ago he'd been ashamed...

The Professor's Bride Ch. 01

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Andre Levin got home late, knowing that he would be meeting his 3rd wife that very night. Ever since polygamy became legal, under the wise, benevolent leadership of Comrade Gustavo, the State made a point of arranging marriages. No one was forced to accept the government's recommendations, but resisting was frowned upon and quite rare. Most people, for the p...