Fuck Parody Episode 01 : Finding James "Where do we find this fucking guy?" "I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here." "Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...
As with 'Thursday in Jeans' I wrote this story some time ago and have posted elsewhere online. If you've already seen it, I must crave your indulgence. However if it's new to you I hope very much that you'll enjoy it. Please note, however, that if you're squeamish about bodily functions it may not be for you. * Anne pressed the button to lower her car...
The nice little New England suburban area looks nice in the spring, all of the trees and bushes are getting back their leaves and the houses all match. That is except for the house coming up ahead which looks old and ratty. You remember how kids would joke about how the old lady who lives there was a real life witch. As your bike rides close to it, your fron...
The meal seemed like it would never end. Carol was amazed just how much food one person could eat. Fabonita downed a whole roast chicken, three filet mignons, a bowl of mashed potatoes, a massive container of beans, and then a dozen extra-cheesy burritos, which she downed with a pot of coffee. "I have to say I'm impressed!" Carol said. "I had no idea you co...
Pass Me the Festivus Pole: Group gift exchanges. As Frank Costanza from Seinfeld would say, "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." Pass me the Festivus Pole, and listen up. Takes Festivus Pole This year, the number of group gift exchanges has gotten out of hand for my family. I appreciate that it's an attempt to limit the number...
Well it's been three days since my wife and I had been at the peepshow. She has bugged the piss out of me, about her getting a job there. Are sex lives have been great, were constantly fucking and sucking each other. She likes to get on top of me and sit on my hard cock and rock back and forth to fuck her self. While she tells me dirty little stories about...
I thought my relationship with Megumi was going well. You can imagine my surprise when I went to bed one night and woke up unable to move. "What's this?" I said aloud. My arms and legs had been spread out and tied to the bedposts. I could still turn my head, however, and I faintly saw a figure in the darkness. The figure spoke, and I immediately recogniz...
Warning! This story contains content not suitable for people under the age of 18. If you didn't know that, you're an idiot. If you're under 18, get off the damn site and go play with your friends, unless you don't have any. This story contains kinky elements that involve fart fetish as well as normal sexual acts. If this isn't your thing, stop reading and go...
Chapter 1 - Asheville The foggy town of Asheville was met with a pleasant sunrise this morning. However, a glance at the opposing horizon revealed a growing mass of dark clouds that looked almost ready to burst. In an hour or two it would eclipse the whole town and greet them with a cold shower. Nevertheless, storefronts slowly opened, citizens poured out o...
I am just a blue and yellow can of WD-40, the small, convenient sample size. I have a thin red plastic straw held against me by a rubber band. I love my little red straw, and she is everything to me; her close contact keeps me in a constant state of arousal. I love to feel her smooth, cool surface pressed against my steely body. Mine is an extraordinarily p...