Practically my entire life I've been sexually infatuated with my dad's wife (well ex wife now) when I was like 5 she would walk around the apartment naked, or just in small thong panties on the way to the dryer. Once she bought some lingerie (lace stockings, garter, open-cup bra and stilletos. She came out of the bedroom to surprise my father but I saw it al...
By far the most difficult celeb that I met in my Rain Forest village was a super-bitch called Mariah. She arrived one day with two big nasty looking bodyguards and a little timid middle-aged woman named Wanda. Right from the start the super-bitch upset everyone in the village. She barked orders at everybody, even making demands of the Chief himself and po...
"Being Ron Jeremy" written by Brian Berke and Rich Willams and directed by Brian Berke is a short (38 minutes) comedy parodying the widely successful "Being John Malkovich." While the film spoofs Ron Jeremy and the porn industry in general, Jeremy played along, starring in the film along with a number of current female porn stars. Much like Malkovich in his...
How to tell when the person you're having sex with isn't having a good time Have you ever looked at all the how-to tomes at the local bookstore? You can learn how to do everything from building a house using only two nails and a piece of cardboard to becoming the president of the United States (this one, however, takes a lot of steps as well as a fair amoun...
Note: This series of stories does include a good deal of play involving bodily functions. Clearly, if this kind of thing offends you, these stories are not for you. "I'm afraid you misapprehend me, Denise. I was trying to give you a bit of relief. But for spurning it, you have earned a different punishment." Liz motioned to Alan. "Denise, get across his l...
Randy then said: "You know Chloe I have never come so quickly in a girl's mouth than I have now done with you so I have to give you an "A" in this lesson. I am sorry I could not prolong the lesson." "Oh I don't mind" replied Chloe, "after all I got to taste your delicious cum that much faster and that is my reward." "You really do enjoy the taste of my cum...
To recap this story so far: my wife Leah, a nurse at a major hospital in Detroit had struck up a friendship with a co-worker, a black nurse named, Octavia Brown. This friendship paved the way for a wife swap session which proved to be so enjoyable that everybody wanted to continue. However Octavia had two boys and was reluctant to participate in an orgy in...
Caroline watched her go, then rolled up her sleeves and started clearing the dishes and piling them into the sink. She straightened slightly and patted her stomach, letting out an enormous belch that sent a few eggs flying to the other side of the room. "Mmmmm...." She licked her lips and brushed a speck of cabbage from her massive breasts. After finishin...
I was still sound asleep when my cellphone rang at 11:00 am. It was BJ. "So what time did you get home last night?" He was trying to sound upbeat...dude knew I took a late call for him, and he knew he'd be waking me up. "Well BJ, it wasn't last night; it was 7:30 this morning. The client wanted me to spend the night." He liked hearing that. "So, how much...
All characters in this story are above the age of 18. Chapter 1 -- The Fight "Saunders!" Chad's yell scared the shit out of me. I turned to see Chad and his gang of drop outs walking towards me. I started running away, afraid of getting my ass kicked yet again by these goons. Everyone on campus began watching, anticipating what was to come. They didn't t...