When you're younger and have a shity life gou get fariy god parents when you're 18 and you have a shity life you can get the fairy sex parents they will grant wishes that aren't against the rules now who are you and what do you wish (If you cant tell its inspired by fairly odd parents)What's next? Joshua Da rules...
"This is so unfair." Yelled Timmy as he trashed his room. His anger blinding him to the fact that he was destroying all his things. "Sorry sport, but you know the rules." Said his pink haired Fairy, she waved her wand as he broke each item. Repairing it with a flash of magic. It had officially been the worst day of Timmy's life. He got up...
Following on from my Space Oddity stories, I'm still in a whimsical mood so here goes. Think you know the Snow White story? Uh-uh! The Brothers Grimm were circumspect when recording the tale and Disney got it all wrong (much too sentimental and he had to think about the film's rating anyway). This is the true account of what actually happened (trust me on th...
Yes, the weather was seriously messed up. Tony concluded. After a summer which yet again broke all previous records with hundreds dying from heat related problems now the village of Little Guarding in the Fens was completely cut off. Not that it being cut off greatly reduced the number of visitors. Few people living more than ten miles away would have ever h...
Life intruded in such an way that this chapter too far to long to write and I apologize. Since last I wrote, I've traveled nearly 3500 miles and moved house. Even my partner wondered if I'd ever get it done. However, In a very odd way, my life has been paralleling Ginny's. My life turned upside down and two sweet mischievous little pups to deal with on a dai...
Kassax sat in silence, gazing at the stars. It was strange, staring at the same view he had been staring at for over five thousand years. The same starry sky, the same grassy hills, living in the same rotting castle. Thousands of years can really change someone, even a monster. Yes, a monster. Kassax was a terrible gargoyle. Seven feet tall, pointy ears, bat...
Snow White and Rose Red Once upon a time, in a beautiful Rose garden... Rose sat back on her heels and looked over the acre and a half that was hers alone. It was a garden full of her namesake. The roses were in bloom and the fragrance that filled the air was sweet and heady. Many of these roses were her own hybrid variations that she had slaved over for t...
Ch. 02: Hansel & Gretel (Author's note: The tale of Hansel and Gretel is a strangely simple one. The mother, for reasons of poverty, decides to abandon her children. She tries, they come back, she tries again, and the children get captured by a witch whom they then have to kill to be free. But I've always thought that there was a little more to it than...
The Next Generation, with more Fire Breathing, another Blacksmith, the same Erotic Fountain, some Rude Confectioneries, Hot Tail, and yet another Member of Unusual Size. * I've found out some weird stuff lately, and I've heard that sometimes writing things down, just for yourself, will help you sort it all out. So, here goes. My name is Karen, and I'm a Pr...
*** Author's Notes: The lyrics are from the song "A Fairy Story" by The O'Danny Girls who are frequently seen in bars and pubs at the Maryland, Virginia, and Pennsylvania Renaissance Fairs. You can find the full story, monologue, and song on their CD: "Shamrockin' Live!" *** CHAPTER 1: In days of old when knights were bold there lived a fierce dragon.And...