This story is definitely NOT to be taken seriously - - it's just a silly bit of fun I wanted to get out of my head. As it's the first time I've tried writing in the Humor/Satire category I hope you'll be gentle with me as far as comments or votes go. The first part is based on an idea from a friend - - if you like it, thank him, if you don't, blame me. As...
Damon listened to her slow, rhythmic breathing and thought she was asleep. "Hey," Damon whispered in a low tone, then again just a bit louder. Assensing her confirmed Mara was sleeping. Damon called to one of his spirits. When a large part of one's life revolves around dusk and dawn, one gets attuned to it and dawn was nearing. Damon thought about the reque...
"Now, imagine you are standing at the top of a large stone stairwell. As I count backwards from 10 to 1, you begin to slowly descend the staircase. 10...9...8...7...6" ...Without the slightest precognitive heads-up, the bottom half of the stone staircase unanimously decides to rebel against the monotonous, piss-ant role imposed upon them in this rather unim...
One fateful day I met a girl that changed my life forever. She was especially good looking that day in fact, with nice long legs, well toned curves, long dark hair, and pouty red lips. I never would have known. I struck up a conversation with her, as the PUAs taught me to, and before long we were sitting down alone at a table with coffee and snacks. We talke...
"Dear Journal Girl, Life sucks good bye forever" That's how I should write it; short, sweet, and to the point, right? Well, wrong I've never been accused of being short and to the point, I am long winded in my suffering. So here goes the real writing. "Dear Journal, I have been on this planet for all of 17 yrs, and ever since I've grown out of my childho...
This story is definitely NOT to be taken seriously - - it's just a silly bit of fun I wanted to get out of my head. As it's the first time I've tried writing in the Humor/Satire category I hope you'll be gentle with me as far as comments or votes go. As always, everyone is 18 or over. † † † † † "Doctor Freeland? Mrs Wilson is here for her appointment." T...
A little background one myself. I'm an urologist working at a clinic in the Cleveland area and truth be told I have a bit of a fetish for large penises. I could have specialized in all sorts of fields but I chose one for reasons that weren't entirely unselfish although I truly am concerned about the male penis. Most penises I see are average, bland and unaro...
Hi All, Blozo here. I'm a fat old retired Registered Nurse who hasn't had an erection in ten years. I write some pretty wild fiction. And I use a lot of descriptions that other authors use too. It never fails that someone in the comments section gets all bent out of shape about the fact, and I hereby stipulate that it is a fact, that what I'm describing...
"Home Baked" Do I have fun retelling the stories I give to you? Yes, I do. When I look at my notes even now, nostalgia comes in like a sweet aroma. In this regard, it would smell like Grandma's homemade goodies. These...and a little extra. I'll discuss about it later. Right now, I want to introduce you to one of the nurses up at Camp Hattawata Clinic. I'll...
I had just decided change doctors, that is how all this came about. I was unhappy with how my current doctor was treating me, so taking his advise I looked for another doctor. I talked to friends and several guy friends really recommended Dr Smith. I really didn't know why they recommended this doctor, but my friends had nothing but praise for the doctor. I...